[2025]

[gonnabefamous]

Well, this sure does bring back a lot of memories. Even the smell.

[Warded to Iliya, Casper, Ulysses, Kenzie]

Hey, you know, Wilde's still single. Tomorrow could be an excellent opportunity to remedy that.

We could maybe even give him a helping hand.

Hopefully the wards on these things still work like they used to.

[Warded to Iliya]

Готови ли сте за утре, Съншайн?

[Warded to Phoebe, added later]

Hey, Phi! How are you? Are you coming to the reunion?

Comments

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[ulixes]

But you're telling me once is fine? 'Cause then we're a third of the way there,

[get_fucked]

Seems I came back to the wizarding world at just the right time.

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[princeprincess]

I'm checking in with Lilika this very moment. She's definitely single.

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[casperkim]

If he doesn't want the intervention, we might just piss him off. [...] But I assume he'd forgive us.

[......] No. Keep me in.

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[casperkim]

Castillo's an idiot. Wilde would get bored with him.

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[casperkim]

Has anyone heard from Maycott? Do we even know if she's coming?

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[casperkim]

That seems unnecessary.

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[ulixes]

I'm open to suggestions.

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[casperkim]

[......] I'll give it some thought.

Matchmakers

[ulixes]

Now, that's just not true. I happen to know first hand that he was just offered a promotion.

Matchmakers

[casperkim]

Given the circumstances, I doubt that's relevant.

Matchmakers

[princeprincess]

One of you will have to get in touch with her. I always felt as though she didn't care for the likes of me.

I'm feeling out Jaime, though.

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[casperkim]

[...] I suppose I can camp once a decade.

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[ulixes]

All I'm saying is you know Kenzie wouldn't let him within 100 feet of the business if he didn't have some brains in his head. But listen, listen, it doesn't matter. We're giving Wilde a smorgasbord, here. If he doesn't want to stare at Castillo all day, that's just fine with me.

Matchmakers

[casperkim]

I could ask her if she's coming but Cameron is better suited for [...] this sort of conversation.

[...] I still think he's not worth Wilde's time.

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[princeprincess]

Don't trash talk my boy. Jaime's as as sweet as they come, and Wilde could use a gentle touch.

Also, oh, Casper. He's carved from marble. He's Adonis.

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[gonnabefamous]

Of course he would!

Alright.

Matchmakers

[ulixes]

He always does.

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[casperkim]

I'm not saying he isn't nice or handsome. I'm just saying that's all he is. And that's not good enough.

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[gonnabefamous]

Wilde does tend to prefer a good mental challenge.

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[casperkim]

Exactly.

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[gonnabefamous]

Maybe once with our best bet?

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[princeprincess]

All due respect Casper, you think that's all he is because you don't know him. Turn the judgement down a note or ten.

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[gonnabefamous]

Sure, I can handle that.

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[ulixes]

I'm telling Asher that he's not playing nice.