[2025]

[gonnabefamous]

Well, this sure does bring back a lot of memories. Even the smell.

[Warded to Iliya, Casper, Ulysses, Kenzie]

Hey, you know, Wilde's still single. Tomorrow could be an excellent opportunity to remedy that.

We could maybe even give him a helping hand.

Hopefully the wards on these things still work like they used to.

[Warded to Iliya]

Готови ли сте за утре, Съншайн?

[Warded to Phoebe, added later]

Hey, Phi! How are you? Are you coming to the reunion?

Comments

Matchmakers

[casperkim]

Has anyone heard from Maycott? Do we even know if she's coming?

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[princeprincess]

One of you will have to get in touch with her. I always felt as though she didn't care for the likes of me.

I'm feeling out Jaime, though.

Matchmakers

[casperkim]

I could ask her if she's coming but Cameron is better suited for [...] this sort of conversation.

[...] I still think he's not worth Wilde's time.

Re: Matchmakers

[princeprincess]

Don't trash talk my boy. Jaime's as as sweet as they come, and Wilde could use a gentle touch.

Also, oh, Casper. He's carved from marble. He's Adonis.

Matchmakers

[casperkim]

I'm not saying he isn't nice or handsome. I'm just saying that's all he is. And that's not good enough.

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[princeprincess]

All due respect Casper, you think that's all he is because you don't know him. Turn the judgement down a note or ten.

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[ulixes]

I'm telling Asher that he's not playing nice.

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[princeprincess]

The only person he'll listen to.

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[casperkim]

Tell him whatever you want.

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[casperkim]

All due respect, Kenzie, just because you and Ulysses are getting tired of playing with him

I'm not interested in arguing with you about this. But I don't see the point in including him.

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[princeprincess]

Your input has been noted.

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[gonnabefamous]

We'll put him at the bottom of the list of possibilities.

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[iliya]

After we put the matter to a vote.

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[ulixes]

You reckon Wilde will just let us decide for him? It’d make things a whole lot easier on all of us.

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[gonnabefamous]

Let's be honest, if it was up to us, he'd still be single, cause we could never come to a consensus.

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[iliya]

Hm. Should we ask him at reunion?

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[gonnabefamous]

I hear enough about voting. Can't we just literally shove each of them at him and see who works best?

Matchmakers

[iliya]

One at a time, then? Grab the first person we see and force them to talk.

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[gonnabefamous]

That sounds like my kinda plan. We can keep an eye on them, see there's sparks, and steer him back towards whoever seems most likely.

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[iliya]

We will have to act fast. Someone already wants him to be a sperm donor.

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[gonnabefamous]

And who suggested that?

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[casperkim]

I assume we'll have to. Unless you all actually want to lock him in a closet.

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[gonnabefamous]

I'm not above it. Who amongst us hasn't had a fun time in a closet?

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[casperkim]

You're asking the wrong person.

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[gonnabefamous]

Sure, I can handle that.