[2025]

[duelled]

This is fun! Just like old times. And nobody's even being that mean to each other, which I think shows a lot of maturity on our parts.

My daughter wanted me to say hi from her and says she can answer any question you guys have. She's eight, so you can take that with a grain of salt, but if you want a child's wisdom I bet it'd make her really happy to get a couple questions.

WARDED TO JESSE

I'm explaining the concept of infidelity to Amy, so try not to be alarmed if she asks you about it.

WARDED TO MERRILL INSTITUTE STAFF + LAUREL

I feel like we have a really prime opportunity to do a prank here and I'm looking for co-conspirators.

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Ivy/Jesse

[duelled]

Central Park!

Ivy/Jesse

[jijmjr]

Hey! We banged there!

Do it.

Ivy/Jesse

[duelled]

Amy says this is mean and we should give the baby a real name.

Ivy/Jesse

[jijmjr]

You didn’t read the bang thing out loud, did you?

Ivy/Jesse

[duelled]

I said we went on a date on there. I've been tactfully editing all night.

Ivy/Jesse

[jijmjr]

If you’re editing anyway.

Remember how I took you in a hot air ballon? With a full string band? And I looked super handsome?

Ivy/Jesse

[duelled]

Oh god. I just realized I was lecturing her about how lying is bad all night while lying to her.

Also, she wants to name the baby Cinnamon because it's "gender-neutral", which is also pretty funny.

Ivy/Jesse

[jijmjr]

Great. Now she’s going to become a sociopath. Thanks a lot. That’s all on you.

Are we sure it’s not just because she loves Cinnamon Toast Crunch?