[2025: Reunion] DRUNK ANIMAGUS RACE!

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DRUNK ANIMAGUS RACE!!

Who started it? It doesn't really matter. At some point tonight, someone crushed a beer can on their forehead and said to someone else, "Hey, I bet I could beat you to that tree. As a cat." And suddenly it was a big to-do. It's late. The kids are in bed and the parents are more than a little toasted. Participants and onlookers have gathered on shore of Lake Gooseberry for what will surely be the race of the century year month next 4 to 6 hours.

It's muggy, still. Someone's marked a path for the race with stones. And if you shut your eyes and listen really hard you can hear Goosey the Lake Monster silently judging you for what you have become. And I don't mean the fact that you're a slug animagus.

HOW THIS WORKS

• Do two shots, then spin three times on a beater bat, then transform and run as fast as you can.


• Don't drink? Spin six times.


• The race takes you from near the docks outside the lodge down south toward where Ribbonfin's campsite used to be. With everything overgrown, the track stops about halfway there.


• Fill out this form and get an RNG time!:

<b>Name(s):</b> New phone who dis <b>Animagus Form:</b> What kinda creepy crawly whoosawhatsit are you <b>Shots Shots Shots Shots:</b> What did you do shots of <b>Athletic Skill As An Animal:</b> On a scale of snail to cheetah. <b>Why Do You Deserve to Win:</b> It's important.

» RACE!: This is foolish. You're not even going to win anything. Whatever. Post your forms here.

» SPECTATING!: Get drunk and then don't do exercise, like a smart person.

» THE FINISH LINE!: Did you make it?

» OOC - SHITPOSTING!

Comments

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[ninjaleo]

he tests it with turkey legs first

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[quickbuck]

entering the chomp zone

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[quickbuck]

"when you work with this many turtles, accidental bites... do happen" - leo's coworkers

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[ninjaleo]

He's turtle-nipped coyote-Todd to keep him in line
All your characters are coached by Leo now sorry

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[quickbuck]

oh god i don't even know how todd and leo would interact


but i do love the idea of leo mentoring him, bc cash was rafa's shitty prefect baby

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[ninjaleo]

Leo has a soft spot for emotional children and Gooseberry survivors so I bet they're cute :(

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[quickbuck]

oh god this is actually a second video where he does it with a different kind of snapping turtle and he was like "i put this piece of wood on here to protect myself from having a chunk of my hand scissored off" and then the turtle bite and he was like "IT MISSED THE WOOD! THIS IS BAD!"

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[ninjaleo]

God how is Coyote Peterson still alive

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[quickbuck]

OH GOD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING I'M A BAD PERSON?? but he was like "if you splash their face with water they'll let go" so he was like CAMERA MAN PUT WATER ON THE TURTLE! and he did it and then coyote was like "OH MY GOD HE'S BITING DOWN HARDER"

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[ninjaleo]

oh my GOD Coyote stop entering the CHOMP ZONE??????

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[bubblewrapped]

safdjhgdf what a perfect human

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[quickbuck]

they had to pour rubbing alcohol on the turtle to get it off of him and after he was like bleeding profusely but like "i gotta get the alcohol off the turtle! there you go, lil buddy!" before tending to his wound

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[longcons]

this man is absolutely my boyfriend