[2025]; during Drunk Animal Races

[ninjaleo]

Did anyone bring their brooms


we could try that next.

Comments

[destructobot]

Uhhh yeah.

[ninjaleo]

Yeah you brought a broom?
My team, always prepared.

[destructobot]

Fuck yeah, I brought a broom.
Ebonhide till the day I die(pt 2).

[godzillabutworse]

LISTEN I have been trying to get a DOG on a BROOM for like TEN YEARS NOW. YES. P L E A S E.

[birdbrainy]

That seems

unwieldy?

[godzillabutworse]

JUST need a dog harness.

[ninjaleo]

Oh no
I don't know that we have a dog.

[birdbrainy]

I could make it a turtle harness

[godzillabutworse]

HM. What's the next closest thing to a dog?? We could fake it.

[puphart]

A specific dog? Or any dog?

[ninjaleo]

Oh we do have a dog.

[godzillabutworse]

Any dog'll do ya, bro!!

[dumb_ass]

I'm not a real dog but

I'm willing to loan out my animagus form for the cause.

[magitechnically]

Oh my gosh that's one of my favorite games???

[ninjaleo]

I've only tried it [...] twice.

[magitechnically]

Do you wear a tiny parachute???

[tyhawkeswood]

Yeah!!

Can I borrow a broom?

[ninjaleo]

Could you hold on?

[gwenniepop]

Hell, getting the broom off the ground is the hardest part. How bad could flying be after that?

[ninjaleo]

There's the air part.

[sovain]

Fuck me, no

[ninjaleo]

No?

[dollywould]

I brought a mop.

[ninjaleo]

Why?

[un_kept]

I can't flyyyyy this is so unfair.