[Present Day] Baby's First 2-Bedroom Apartment

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This cannot possibly be the whole thing.

Comments

[cmdrchloe]

The whole what?

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Apartment.

[cmdrchloe]

Is there something missing?

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Personal space.

[graysanatomyforkids]

That's what she s wait fuck

Less room for clutter.

[cmdrchloe]

As if Rosy would allow clutter.

[graysanatomyforkids]

Your twenties are a time for experimentation.

[cmdrchloe]

There's experimentation, and then there's madness.

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I'm still seventeen, we're safe.

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Less room for my trophies.

[graysanatomyforkids]

That's what Sy's room is for.

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He'll touch them.

[ferdie]

Happy adulthood

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I changed my mind, I want my trust fund.

[ferdie]

You can do it. What’s their policy on magical remodeling? You could add a pocket sauna or something.

[browbeats]

You know, I'm pretty sure the lease does not explicitly prohibit tiny saunas and that was their first mistake.

[cecaelian]

A pocket sauna, huh? I think we need to have a conversation with my grandparents.

[gwenniepop]

Probably bigger than our cabin. Or is it not?

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I can't take points from Sy when he doesn't clean up the living room.

[gwenniepop]

You can, it just won't actually do anything.

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I could set up a points system where only I get to take and award points. If he thinks it's unfair he can make his own points system.

[neattrick]

probably wouldn't have done anything while were in school either

[neattrick]

I'M COMING OVER

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I hope there's room for four people in here.

[neattrick]

I'm very small