(Posted ridiculously soon after the junior bus arrival.)

[threatens]

GUESS WHAT ASSHOLES

YOU'RE LOOKING AT YOUR NEW CAPTAIN

Comments

[cygninae]

Seriously?

[alapai.insanejournal.com]

I don't know how the world will survive? But congratulations in all seriousness.

[riledup]

You made CAPTAIN ASSHOLE? I'm beaming with pride!

[threatens]

I KNOW YOU'RE HAPPY FOR ME YOU DICK

Didn't I tell you? I totally told you dude.

[cmdrchloe]

That was a good one!

[cmdrchloe]

Of?

[threatens]

Um shit, probably the world won't survive because I'm gonna FUCK IT UP from what an AWESOME CAPTAIN I am.

But OK seriously thanks, Honolulu. You're playing again this year right? Be sad if there were less fine ladies on the field this year.

[threatens]

Haha really funny, Half Pint. I'll give that one to you because you're one of my fave assholes. Last year was so fuckin quiet with no one having midget rages every fifteen min.

[cygninae]

Slipped my mind.

You happy?

[threatens]

Uh ONLY THE BEST QUIDDITCH TEAM OF THE SCHOOL which is Coppertale obviously. Foxes represent.

What are you, a freshman?

[evercreep.insanejournal.com]

Well, now we can at least safely count Coppertale out of the running for the cup.

[cmdrchloe]

Junior.

[threatens]

Yeah, well, don't forget who you gotta be listening to now.

Hell yeah I am. But it was a no fuckin brainer. Obviously Vector saw who was the best man for the job. (No offense, Turner!)

[threatens]

Oh, you're that new chick on the bus. Blue hair or whatever. Saw you trying to be lesbians with Riley.

Well now when you get sorted, you know which house to go for if you're not a wuss.

[riledup]

Thank you for your generosity, Captain. I promise I won't speak out of turn again.

[threatens]

What the fuck do you know about Quidditch, nerd?

[sylla]

Well that's good news! I can't wait to see fist fights erupt on the pitch! Congratulations!

Though I'm not sure calling us all anuses is quite the proper decorum, but perhaps that is the adrenaline speaking.

[threatens]

Yeah, that's more like it.

But seriously, girl. You know I'd be sad if I had to sit through class without hearing a peep from that tiny yapper of yours. Bet they're missing you bad in England now.

[riledup]

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, love! I have to leave both schools wanting more Riley Mae in their days.

But, you KNOW I didn't like their detentions as much as good old fashioned Goose grunt work! How am I supposed to feel disciplined if I'm not stuck scrubbing floors with your ugly mug?

[evercreep.insanejournal.com]

I'm from the country that invented it. I was going to matches before you'd learned how to tie your laces.

If you'd been playing real Quidditch, Ribbonfin would have won by a landslide last year.

[indiefolk]

Hey! Congratulations on gaining minions! You're one step closer to becoming the dastardly villain we all know you are.

[riledup]

Saw you, like you weren't watching and humming porn music.

[threatens]

Thank you! Some proper fuckin appreciation for once. People have no manners anymore.

Yeah, that's my excuse. I am all adrenaline all the time. Want me to show you what I mean?

[threatens]

Come cheer for me and I'll show you how dastardly I can be. Except that means you'd have to be a winner for once and I know that's just not your thing, Morales.

[cmdrchloe]

Wow, okay. Just wow.