(Posted ridiculously soon after the junior bus arrival.)

[threatens]

GUESS WHAT ASSHOLES

YOU'RE LOOKING AT YOUR NEW CAPTAIN

Comments

[cygninae]

Seriously?

[threatens]

I KNOW YOU'RE HAPPY FOR ME YOU DICK

Didn't I tell you? I totally told you dude.

[cygninae]

Slipped my mind.

You happy?

[alapai.insanejournal.com]

I don't know how the world will survive? But congratulations in all seriousness.

[threatens]

Um shit, probably the world won't survive because I'm gonna FUCK IT UP from what an AWESOME CAPTAIN I am.

But OK seriously thanks, Honolulu. You're playing again this year right? Be sad if there were less fine ladies on the field this year.

[riledup]

You made CAPTAIN ASSHOLE? I'm beaming with pride!

[cmdrchloe]

That was a good one!

[threatens]

Haha really funny, Half Pint. I'll give that one to you because you're one of my fave assholes. Last year was so fuckin quiet with no one having midget rages every fifteen min.

[cmdrchloe]

Of?

[threatens]

Uh ONLY THE BEST QUIDDITCH TEAM OF THE SCHOOL which is Coppertale obviously. Foxes represent.

What are you, a freshman?

[evercreep.insanejournal.com]

Well, now we can at least safely count Coppertale out of the running for the cup.

[threatens]

What the fuck do you know about Quidditch, nerd?

[sylla]

Well that's good news! I can't wait to see fist fights erupt on the pitch! Congratulations!

Though I'm not sure calling us all anuses is quite the proper decorum, but perhaps that is the adrenaline speaking.

[threatens]

Thank you! Some proper fuckin appreciation for once. People have no manners anymore.

Yeah, that's my excuse. I am all adrenaline all the time. Want me to show you what I mean?

[indiefolk]

Hey! Congratulations on gaining minions! You're one step closer to becoming the dastardly villain we all know you are.

[threatens]

Come cheer for me and I'll show you how dastardly I can be. Except that means you'd have to be a winner for once and I know that's just not your thing, Morales.

[bambae]

I know you didn't call the rest of the team his minions.

[overturn.insanejournal.com]

My sandwich is the new captain? Hell, that's gonna be messy.

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

Congrats! I'm sure you won't be an asshole.

[reehobbs.insanejournal.com]

Uh being an asshole is what the boy does, he will definitely be an asshole.

Question is, will he channel his asshole...ishness...into being a super captain? Time will tell!

[dominant.insanejournal.com]

Every extra lap equals an extra smack to the back of your head, don't say I didn't warn you.

[reehobbs.insanejournal.com]

Good for you!

[thecourtier.insanejournal.com]

And that's definitely a great start to your tenure, bro...

[cecaelian]

It's adorable how excited you are.

[unregrettable]

Oh, is that how we were supposed to announce it? Damn.