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[dank.insanejournal.com]

Is it possible that Mr. Calderon-Boot got hotter?

Also, shout out to my older sister for being the best and sending me In-N-Out, totally made up for my early morning.

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[addytives]

He's always been so pretty. Number one hot teacher. FOR sure.

[gdilevi]

Sorry, but that title goes to the elusive Mr. Chettri.

[addytives]

I mean it's close! It's really close. But Calderon-Boot is so distinguished. And he stands up against the system; rebels get like, five automatic points.

[cecaelian]

My vote goes to Mr. Chettri as well.

[gdilevi]

Chettri is shy and mysterious. You don't see him in the wild very often but when you do, he is breathtaking. I took divination my sophomore year and I regret my lack of Seer potential because that means I don't get to talk to him very often.

Mr. Chettri isn't the sort of man you simply lust after. He's the type you strive to protect. He's the type you yearn to marry. If only all men could be that perfect.

And then to rate the rest of them:

2. Mr. Elmasry, I want to kiss your eyebags.
3. CESARO, YOUR CHARMS ARE WORKING ON ME.
4. Mr. Thorn, RESCUE ME FROM THE LAKE AND GIVE ME CPR PLEASE.
5. Mr. Covington, you're not a teacher but DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN
Special mention: Mr. Merrill, you will always have my heart even if you're not the type I'd thirst after.

[dank.insanejournal.com]

Sorry, but wrong.

[gdilevi]

Who's your number one, then? Give me your top five in order.

[reehobbs.insanejournal.com]

You know what? I've got a fearcrush on Lilywhite.

[gdilevi]

I think we all do, a little bit.

[dank.insanejournal.com]

FOR SURE.

[addytives]

What are your opinions on Chettri. This is vvv important.

[dank.insanejournal.com]

He's cute, but not enough to move up from being number four on my list.

[caritasmitis.insanejournal.com]

I agree.

[indiefolk]

I'm enjoying reading everyone's lists. I feel like it's giving me real insight.

[threatens]

You're all weird as fuck. Who cares which teachers are hot?

[indiefolk]

SY THIS IS IMPORTANT INFO. This is what the sexiest babes at Gooseberry (that includes you, Levi) think is hot.

We need to act shier, sleep less to get those soulful eye bags, exude quiet dignity, and maybe grow a beard.

[dank.insanejournal.com]

Beards are good!

[threatens]

Can you even grow a beard? You always got that patchy as fuck stubble.

Anyway I think the girls like Chettri because he's a Seer, right? We're both shit outta luck there.

[reehobbs.insanejournal.com]

You would only benefit from a beard.

[gdilevi]

We do, obviously.

[threatens]

Yeah, but why does it matter? Not like any of them's ever gonna touch you.

[dank.insanejournal.com]

But do you agree with me?

[indiefolk]

In general, yeah? Let's see...

1. Calderon-Boot. He's handsome and also just, like, so nice?
2. Elmasry. He's young enough that it's not weird and he seems like he wouldn't give me detention at a party.
3. Chettri. One time last year I bumped into him and he dropped all his things and I helped him carry them back to the div tower. Damn, maybe shy is where it's at.
4. Thorn. That man could wrestle a bear to the ground.
5. Covington, but he's always kind of tried to be my uncle and tell me the answer to all my problems was a long trail ride.

[gdilevi]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, HE DROPPED HIS BOOKS IN THE HALL AND YOU HELPED? I'M ON A COLLISION COURSE, TARGET: CHETTRI.

[postmodern.insanejournal.com]

You promised me some!