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[bambae]

If anybody wants a hockey bootcamp before the league starts, we don't have to wait for the lake to freeze to start practicing.

[warded to Rosy]

Sign up for hockey, loser

Comments

[casperkim]

What sort of boot camp?

[bambae]

Like quidditch practice but for hockey. Where you learn how to play. And skate.

And how to safely body check people without breaking their necks, because apparently that's frowned upon.

[casperkim]

So many rules in this game.

Chris | Rosy

[browbeats]

I've decided and undecided to sign up for it at least six times today. I can't tell if legally body checking people will make me more or less violent pissed off all the time.

Re: Chris | Rosy

[bambae]

Trust me. It's cathartic. It won't make you more pissed off.

Re: Chris | Rosy

[browbeats]

If I turn into a hyper-competitive monster, you can't say you weren't warned. Because this is your warning. I'm a monster.

[tinyrebel.insanejournal.com]

Yes.

[bambae]

Good.

[tinyrebel.insanejournal.com]

When? Now? I'm good with now.

[ninjaleo]

After Sunday, I'm all in.

[bambae]

Good

[quinning]

After Sunday, your bears will have to peel you off of the pitch.

[ninjaleo]

As long as they catch the snitch first, that's fine.

[indiefolk]

I guess learning the rules might be helpful.

[bambae]

I mean you can make them up as you go, but you might not win that way.

[indiefolk]

I'm not looking to be a burden on whatever team gets stuck with me. I mean, I'm already wimping out on the body checking.

[irissh.insanejournal.com]

This isn't me signing up by any stretch of the imagination because no, but how exactly are you going to practice hockey without ice?

[bambae]

Field hockey.

[irissh.insanejournal.com]

Snow hockey. I can still foresee some spectacular disasters for people who can't really skate.

Which means, of course, I'll be watching every match, naturally.

[degenerateart.insanejournal.com]

Do you want to be called Drill instructor Park or Professor Park?

[bambae]

Why choose when both sound so perfect though

[un_kept]

I could use a refresher course! Can I join in, even though I already know how to play?

[bambae]

Of course

[get_fucked]

WHY ARE YOU RUINING EVERYTHING?

[bambae]

Fuck you, I was here first

You going to boot camp or not?