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It's almost Friday yay! I love all the activities the weekend brings!

Anyone have fun plans?

[Warded to: Marilyn, Ursula, Chloe, and Rosemary]

We should get popcorn and watch a movie or something?

[Warded to: Ollie]

So um, sometime late when no one else is around we're going to this dang sauna right?

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I could watch a random assortment if whatever Land Before Time sequels they've got laying around.

lol yes but if it's the first one I'm going to cry!

Like that haunted old DVD player would dare let us watch an original that wasn't educational. There are rumors of people drawing a big 2 on a copy of the Lion King and getting most of the way through it, but I wouldn't count on it.

HOW ARE THESE MOVIES NOT EDUCATIONAL!?

They don't come with take home quizzes?

Look at it this way: we can watch all the Schoolhouse Rock we can handle.

Awful. I'm crying. I don't ever want to watch that bill thing ever again.

I think we all need to go over our multiplication tables again, I'll queue that one up.

I feel like you're trying to ruin my life right now.

I care about our collective education, Avery.

We could also watch D2 and/or D3: The Mighty Ducks in the spirit of hockey season.

I haven't seen any of those! I'm down to watch them!

Yeah, this is happening. No need to bring your homework ladies, these movies are riveting.

Quack, quack, quack.

Will you teach us all how to knucklepuck afterwards?

I mean, of course. How else are we going to destroy any opposing hockey team in a friendly, no-stakes competition?

Aw come on, the hockey thing is supposed to be for fun guys.

~~You sound like my coach when we got "encouraged to leave" the league~~

But crushing my opponents beneath the blade of my skate is my kind of fun.

Alright, alright. Just be... friendly about your crushing?

Hecks yeah we are.

Weird for them to build a sauna when there's snow on the ground, but I'm not looking a gift whale in the mouth.

YESS. Lock the doors and go "oops, didn't realize we had!" when someone tries to come in.

Is it a gift whale because this is a large present?

Or we can be like 'what's the password' and then just fall silent and never respond again, regardless of the password given.

That is actually exactly why it's a gift whale. Dogs are just too small to adequately convey the size of this present.

I don't want to get in trouble though.

You know the real saying is gift horse, right?

If it wasn't meant to be locked, there wouldn't be a lock on the inside. I think we're just not supposed to hog it and spend five hours inside with it locked. Because that'd be rude.

Yeah, I mean technically, but we changed it to dog because we don't have horses round these here parts, and we like gifts.

You're not wrong.

There are horses in Utah, somewhere, I'm sure.

Around these here parts means New York, not Utah.

I mean we have horses on campus, I guess. We have a whole club. But I don't feel comfortable changing my sayings based on the availability of horses, ya feel me?

A saying is a saying, though. And there are horses in New York, too.

Duh. There are Horses EVERYWHERE. You just have to look for them.

I mean, they probably don't exist in Australia or Africa? Or maybe Russia? So surely those sayings aren't those sayings in those places, right?

There are 9 horse breeds that originated in Russia.

And there are horses in Australia, usually wild, and sometimes people keep them as pets.

Do you want me to prove you wrong about Africa too?

...no, I'm sure there's somehow horses in Africa too with that logic.

Probably should've known about Australia. I feel like there was some kind of australia horse ranch soap opera. What about China?

Africa has no native horses, but they did import them.

China does have native horses, though, like twelve types of horses originating in China.

Spread Eagle in the sauna all weekend

You're gonna have to fight me for it!

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