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[vicpower.insanejournal.com]

Okay, no reason, but does anyone know the spell to un-charm an iguana who thinks he's a rock star?

Anyone?

Private to Vee





I mean, Hector is cute but he's really off-key.

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[jijmjr]

Why would you want to?

[vicpower.insanejournal.com]

As cute as he is with a guitar, turns out iguanas have no rhythm to speak of.

[jijmjr]

But can he sing?

[vicpower.insanejournal.com]

Well he certainly thinks so

[shirtsoptional]

Was it a spell that caused the situation in the first place?

[vicpower.insanejournal.com]

....maybeeeee

[shirtsoptional]

That's a pretty impressive spell.

Is he playing anything good?

[vicpower.insanejournal.com]

Well, it was just a variation on a befuddling charm, but it worked a little better than I anticipated.

And no. Rhythm not being Iguana's strong suit.

[shirtsoptional]

And you wanted to befuddle your iguana because...?

Not surprised to hear that. Maybe he can found a new style of music?

[vicpower.insanejournal.com]

I was testing the spell and Hector is an excellent test subject.

You know...not a bad idea.

[irissh.insanejournal.com]

That's definitely not a charm you should undo.

[vicpower.insanejournal.com]

Trust me, my cabin mates will probably prefer I do.


If I did.


Theoretically.

[irissh.insanejournal.com]

Solution: send the rock star iguana on tour. Make lots of money, save your cabinmates the pain of hearing a singing iguana, everybody wins.

[vicpower.insanejournal.com]

Except I would miss him because he's basically my best friend.

[irissh.insanejournal.com]

If he can be charmed to rock, then he can definitely be charmed to write.

[vicpower.insanejournal.com]

Hmm well I don't trust him to write. Plus I'd miss his snoring.

Guess I'll have to wait until it wears off.

[irissh.insanejournal.com]

Invest in earmuffs in the meantime.

[vicpower.insanejournal.com]

Oh I'll be fine.

Hope my cabin mates don't murder me

[cheerpowers]

</3 That's my reaction to this statement and its non-consideration of me!

[vicpower.insanejournal.com]

I said BASICALLY because obviously YOU are my best friend.

[laaurel.insanejournal.com]

Wait
I need more information

[vicpower.insanejournal.com]

What kind of information.

[laaurel.insanejournal.com]

What kind of rockstar
Like an Elvis ??

[vicpower.insanejournal.com]

Well I think he thinks he's in the clash

[laaurel.insanejournal.com]

Oh gosh

LET HIM BE

[vicpower.insanejournal.com]

You know I would if it was just up to me, but we'll see what the Sophomore Coppertale girls think.

[unregrettable]

There's a karma chameleon joke in there somewhere.

[vicpower.insanejournal.com]

He comes and goes, comes and goes

[vicpower.insanejournal.com]

But actually he's an iguana so

[unregrettable]

Shh, just go with it.

[vicpower.insanejournal.com]

He's sensitive because people think iguanas are uglier.

They aren't wrong but he's cute in his own way.

[unregrettable]

I can honestly say I've never given any thought to the relative ugliness of chameleons vs iguanas.

[vicpower.insanejournal.com]

They are both adorable to me, but some people find iguanas more scaly and therefore more ugly.

[unregrettable]

And chameleons can do that whole colour changing thing.

[vicpower.insanejournal.com]

Yeah. Which is really cool, don't get me wrong, but it sorta gives him a complex that people compare them.

He just wants to be his own dude.

[reehobbs.insanejournal.com]

No but I'd love to know what charm you used to make him think he's a rock star in the first place? Because that sounds like a fun afternoon.

[vicpower.insanejournal.com]

It's just a bit of a change on a befuddlement charm, it's pretty great actually.

It just worked better than I expected.

V Squared

[cheerpowers]

This is literally the best thing I've ever seen, though. Really. It would be a travesty to stop him!

V Squared

[cheerpowers]

Also. He's actually singing too?! I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.

V Squared

[vicpower.insanejournal.com]

In a manner of speaking, yes.

V Squared

[vicpower.insanejournal.com]

Honestly I wouldn't stop him if I wasn't worried about my cabin mates murdering me.