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It's impossible to try and keep order or rules or anything when you have lost your voice. My evil stare just isn't working as well as you'd think considering the last person I tried to glare at was Mischief and he just laughed at me and flew away. I shouldn't have taught him to laugh. Anyway if anyone needs points taken away or whatever else I'm supposed to do, just do it yourself for a bit. I'm going back to sleep it sounds like a way better idea than class right now.

Also if anyone sees that dumb bird tell him he sucks for me.

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Yo, no way! If I see Mischief I'm gonna tell him he's awesome and give him a big bird high five.

I didn't even know it was possible to hate you more. <3 you you dick. Hope I passed this to you.

Fuckin hell, Natasha. You probably did. Gonna blame Kramer and Park tho because they're a lot less cuter than you.

I knew my kisses were deadly, Boris, but I didn't know how deadly.

Sick the first week of school? That's a new kind of unlucky. You need anything? Or do you just want to imitate a corpse undisturbed for a few hours?

At least it's not mono, just a bit of a wretched throat thing. I'll be fine, I have a milkshake but you know me I'm going to want a pile of food eventually. So if someone wants to be my delivery food service I'm not going to say no.

Hmmm, I have to go right to Herbology after lunch, but I'm sure I can bribe a freshman to run you up some lunch to-go. I mean, you'll have to live without my in-person fussing but I'll make sure there's an extra cookie in there or something.

Oh no, I'm going to corpse until at least dinner. At least. I wonder if I can skate though the end of the week with my no voice that keeps me out of class. It's been a week and I'm already tired of it.

I could follow you around and shit talk people for you until your voice comes back.

Long shot but could I ride on your shoulders? I'd say the other way around but I think your legs might be longer than me. It would be pretty awesome of a way to shit talk people.

You can ride on my shoulders so long as I get to do the shit talking. It'd be worth it.

If you puke though, I'll throw you in a trash can.

No puke just no voice. Terrorize the school and maybe get Mischief to sit on my shoulders. We can be the shit talking totem pole of Goose.

Tried a pepper-up? If you make it with lemon it helps your throat LIKE WOAH.

I probably should because right now I have NyQuil and I'm rather sure I'm seeing things from it.

That's a terrible way to treat such a beautiful bird. You shouldn't tell people that.

He laughed in my face! I love the guy but that's no way to treat anyone.

Crows and ravens are probably the birds you should retaliate against the least. They deserve respect and patience.

Mischief and I have been best friends for ages, he can just be a dick sometimes.

I hardly see how admirable birds can be compared to [. . .] anatomical structures. But it seems that word and others are thrown around so loosely that they lose their power.

You can come comfort the bird when he decides to stop being mean to me.

You may be waiting a while.

This is true. He's hovering over me I guess he's trying to make up for it.

Oh no! You're sick? Would you like someone to bring you some potion?

That would be fantastic because what I'm using is making me see bats.

Bats? Are you sure there are not just bats in your campsite?

Never mind! I'll come to you!

There might be bats here. I'm not 100% sure.

I'm sorry you're feeling under the weather, Katya. Just get some rest and don't worry about any of the Prefect stuff until you're back on your feet.

Would you like some hot tea or some soup or anything? I can make something to bring up.

You're the best, boss. I've got a few provisions but I'm a bottomless pit of hunger when healthy and it seems to get worse. I don't know who started this but it wasn't me.

Baaaaaby. I'll keep all the order for you. You just sleep it off.

I want fries.

Honey Boo Boo I can't make fries. I make art, not greasy heaven.

Stupid no fries. :(

Sorry pretty. I'll draw you some.

I won't eat the paper.

Good girl.

He's just a bird. There's no point in calling him names.

Ever had a bird laugh in your face?

No but that doesn't change anything.

Come over let him laugh in your face, you might change your mind.

I don't really want to?

Then you don't know just how annoying and dickish it is.

I don't need to. It's still silly to yell at a bird. It's not going to change anything.

He made me angry.

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