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My mom sent me a lot of salt water taffy but it looks like Rat got into it before I did. Can seagulls eat taffy? They kind of seem to eat anything but Rat likes toast with butter best. Does anyone want some half picked through taffy? Not all of it got seagull nibbled.

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your birds gonna die dude

He's survived this long so far. I think he's okay.

nah trust me i know seagulls im from the hills & your birds gonna die dude

Seagulls live in the hills?

seagulls fucking die in the hills

thats where they go to transform into hillgulls

I don't know enough about seagulls to say this isn't true.

hey can i get some sunglasses

Yeah you know I always have some. It's bright out there.

right right so fucking bright super fucking bright

Just wait until summer, it's even worse.

who the fuck eats salt water taffy dude

Seagulls.

Only banana taffy is acceptable taffy

I might have some banana.

I hope your seagull lives a very long and happy life.

Rat and I have been friends for a few months. I like the guy when he's around.

Do seagulls have Personalities

He eats my taffy and flies away pretty often. He's kind of got a personality if you could call his hobo ways a personality.

Why not
I think it's still a personality even if it's just got one trait in it, probably

I guess it's no different than having a owl.

Ooh can Rat deliver stuff??

When he feels like it which is usually once every few months.

Whatt that's kinda cool!
I wonder if he'd be better at finding people at sea
You should get a penpal on a boat somewhere

That's how I picked him up, he flew along with my boat all summer.

Cuuute he picked you!
Or he just knew if he followed you there'd be food
Both.

I did feed him a lot during those days, he looked hungry.

It was all an act

I'm beginning to think he played me.

HIS ONLY PERSONALITY TRAIT IS STRAIGHT UP MANIPULATIVE

That is incredibly rude.

Aren't we joking

I mean Rat is incredibly rude, not you!

I can be

Perhaps I am just a seagull at Heart

That could be very interesting. How do you feel about taffy and toast?

Taffy can ONLY BE BANANA

I'm a bit more flexible with toast

I'll get some banana taffy sent over for you. Toast is always good though isn't it? It all depends on the jam.

Rat has good taste! Taffy is delicious.

I have some saved just for you.

Oh no! I hope Rat will be fine. You're right, seagulls seem to be the least picky eaters in the animal kingdom, so it's probably alright? But if you're really concerned, you could ask Mrs. O'Hare maybe.

He doesn't seem to be acting too oddly, I might try to get him to come with me to get himself checked out but Rat really does have a mind of his own.

Just because seagulls will eat anything doesn't mean they always know what's good for them.

... What is salt water taffy?

Just less sticky taffy, it doesn't have salt water in it. There is salt and water in it but not like actual salt water. Rat has a habit of eating just about anything, he's a bit of a crazy guy.

Is taffy what you call toffee, though? Or is it something else?

Ew. Ew man no. No one wants your bird bitten taffy.

He only got into a little bit of it.

Still, it's all ruined now man. Just get more!

No, this is fine.

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