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[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

And this is why I keep a smoothie maker and fruit in the dorm room. You guys need some vitamin c in yo lives. Keep that nasty shit away from me. I don't want your germs. Biological warfare dealing bitches.

Comments

[indiefolk]

Is it like.... a magical smoothie maker?

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

Well as magical as I could rig it up. Makes my magic ice and fruit crushed. Or I might have pulled the insides out and tied up the wires to a few batteries. Want a smoothie or are you sick too? It's not a fire hazard.

[indiefolk]

I am super sick don't let me touch anything you plan on consuming. Anyway, I'll take your word for it on the fire hazard thing? I don't know anything about that.

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

The explosions have been fixed since last year! Look I can't eat shit else you take my smoothies I might die. Is that what you want Morales?

[indiefolk]

Whoa hey now, I'm pretty sure the staff legally can't let you starve to death.

[overturn.insanejournal.com]

DON'T LISTEN TO HER IT IS A FIRE HAZARD

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

It is fucking not. Just because a little bit of hair got a tad bit singed doesn't mean it's bad.

[overturn.insanejournal.com]

A little? A little?? A LITTLE???

That thing is the reason my hair's so short.

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

But the smoothie was delicious.

[indiefolk]

Oh shit WHERE'S TESS TO ENFORCE THE HELL OUT OF SOME RULES.

[overturn.insanejournal.com]

Play her theme song and she'll appear.

[indiefolk]

How does it go again? My guitar's ready but I'm kind of wondering if that'll just summon her to Azurcrest and... well, she'd have her hands full.

[all-apologies.insanejournal.com]

Or they could just not kiss everyone.

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

Or drink delicious all natrual fresh squeezed Armstrong Smoothies. For a low low price you too can be protected from biological warfare.


results may vary, Armstrong Corp takes no responsibility for sickness

[all-apologies.insanejournal.com]

I guess that doesn't hurt but I think not kissing is more effective.

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

Well it is if you don't want to kiss people but look lady telling teenagers to not touch butts is not gonna work.

[all-apologies.insanejournal.com]

I didn't say anything about butts?

[thecourtier.insanejournal.com]

Vitamin C didn't save me, Trix.

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

Should of had an Armstrong Smoothie. Scientifically engineered to help keep the sickness away.



actual results may vary, Armstrong Corp takes no responsibility for any illness after consuming a smoothie

[thecourtier.insanejournal.com]

I'll pass, I think.

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

At least it ups chances for Quidditch try outs for terrible players.

[noblewon]

Gimme.

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

I promise I won't blow up the blender. Much.

[noblewon]

Bitch, don't like, you're definitely going to blow it up. I just want something tasty from it before that happens.

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

NO ONE WILL LOSE HAIR THIS YEAR.



Fucking maybe. I don't know. Don't fucking hold me to standards I may or may not be able to reach.