gooseberryhigh | (no subject)

It's happening, guys. The much desired advice column.

Now that my deadline is fast approaching which I didn’t even realize until today, I’m going to start collecting any advice you’d like to give or receive. I’ve decided that those seeking advice will be anonymous but responders will be identifiable, to keep everyone accountable but still give all of you the chance to ask questions you might not otherwise ask. I’ve set up a box for you to anonymously submit your advice needs to in the atrium over by the fireplace – as I collect them I’ll post a filtered subset to my journal, where anyone can then respond (though I’ll request that you ward your responses to me). I will then filter those responses ~~because I don’t trust you guys at all~~ for the most useful and they’ll be included in the newsletter.

If you have any general advice to give, please feel free submit it right here (warded to me please, can't let everyone see what I'm sure will be amazing nuggets of knowledge before they're officially published)!

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[A small box with a slot in the top has been set up in the atrium with a carefully written ‘Newsletter Advice’ on the outside. It’s protected against tampering, so don’t try anything funny!]

What do you do if you are TOO FABULOUS?

What if you don't want to be magical? Is there a going back? Can you just go fuck this I'm out and go back to a normal life? Is that a thing that can happen?