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[Chris]

So it turns out I can't cast a fucking patronus even though Sy can do one and

Okay I'll owe you one if

why the fuck can I not cast a full patronus do i not have a happy enough memory can i not clear my mind can i not

[...]

I need a favor.

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Hang on. I need to fully soak in this feeling I'm having right now.

Okay, you may now proceed.

What do you need?

I hate you. You and your stupid face.

[...] ~~You better not be a jerk about this~~

I ~~can't~~ couldn't cast a patronus.

uh well despite the current purple shading of my face, it's still pretty awesome

[...]

Are you asking for my he

yes yes that is in fact what the fuck a favor means

pull it together man

You want help?

~~this is why your patronus is fucking bambi stop offering to help people~~

Because I could help you with that

Purple suits you. Maybe you should have been an Ebonhide.

I [...] ~~why the fuck could Sy cast one and I couldn't~~ ~~goddammit Rosemary it's not about Sy~~

Goddammit yes I want help and you're in Occlumency and I know you take ~~good~~ acceptable notes so.

I'll owe you one.

Would've made for a sexier uniform than orange, that's for damn sure.

You can use my notes

no you can't fucking use my notes those are personal and full of complicated attempts at finding a happy mem

I can make you a copy of my notes, Rosy.

But it's a hard charm. It's a little more complicated than theory. It involves a lot of deep breaths and clearing your mind and shit. But it was hard for me so the notes are really detailed but if they don't work, just let me know.

~~I don't know I lik~~ Are the uniforms supposed to be sexy? Do you think that's what they were going for? Let's make these teenagers sexier.

~~I don't think I have a happy enough memory~~

Cool, cool, clearing my mind, I'm [...] super great at that, it's like what I'm known for. ~~Can you~~ ~~Like it would be nice if~~ ~~I'm asking for tutoring not a date but it feels like I'm asking for a date which is dumb stop being dumb~~

Maybe you could help me with the actual practice of it. Show me how you manage to sweep all the hockey thoughts out of your brain.

If that's what they were going for, then they succeeded. The uniforms are sexy. Kids everywhere are sneaking into classrooms to tear that sexy uniform off of each other.

~~Are you asking me for a date~~

~~Is Rosemary Stoker asking me to tutor her~~

I mean yeah okay. I can do that too. What kind of doctor professor would I be without a demonstration?

I'm starting to wonder how and also kind of why I talked my parents into letting us go to an isolated and barely supervised hippie school with sexy uniforms.

~~You're not gonna be a jerk about this are you~~ ~~It's hard fo~~ ~~I don't fucking ask people for help so don't make me regret breaking my rule and~~

I think you would be the kind with tenure and no fucks left to give. But ~~tha~~ thanks. [...] For helping. ~~I wouldn't let most people he~~

Isn't the barely supervised hippie school with sexy uniforms the entire reason you wanted to come here?

I have a great speech about giving fucks I'm gonna have to give you. Quinn didn't seem to appreciate it last year.

~~but no problem don't worry about it don't thank me it feels weird~~

No problem.

But since you owe me one. I need a favor.

Well damn, that was fast.

The plunge is today. I need somebody to make sure I don't get hypothermia.

Unless you wanna actually take the plunge this time.

Even Sylvester hasn't managed to shame me into throwing myself into that stupid ice, and he has definitely tried. Every year. I'll be on the shore to make sure he doesn't shame the family name by giving up before beating his personal record.

So yeah I'm pretty good at keeping people alive. I could help you stave off frostbite and pneumonia.

That would be much appreciated, Rosemary

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