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I forgot that the dance is so soon! And that's strange because I love to dance! I think it's so sweet of Bailey Hartman to make dates for people, it's very nice to want people to be happy.

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It's a difficult thing. It requires a concentrating on a lot of different moving pieces. And even on paper, two people can seem absolutely perfect for each other, and that spark just won't be there. But that's life, you know? And that's what makes it exciting to me. I love when I get it right, but it's also interesting to get it wrong.

This is going to be a beautiful train wreck.

Would it be overkill to bring actual popcorn in my purse when I go?

Maybe if you do. Nobody can say shit if I do it for the both of us.

This is why you're my favorite, pumpkin. I swear I live for the formals, balls, and dances around here. People are so much more interesting when they're pairing off.

People are so much more interesting when they're trying to impress someone else. Are you pairing yourself off, or is this purely for watching?

I'll pair myself, but probably not for a date situation. I'd rather go with a friend so I have time to do my watching rather than get my flirt on for something as stodgy as the Winter Formal. Too many eyes, not enough gain. You want to go with someone or are you going solo?

Gotcha. I'll go with someone. Too much schoolwork on the brain. I could do with talking to someone new.

Want me to help out? I ain't made a list yet or nothing, but I can at least point you in the direction of a couple folks who might not have date yet. You'd have to do the legwork yourself there, though.

Yeah, 'course. Give me some names. It's legwork I can do, just the mindwork I get stuck on.

If you want entertainment, I'd try Casey Patterson or Ennis Harper, see if they're going with anyone. Casey's a bit of a shithead, but he's a flirt, and Ennis is a bit of a creep, but I think it's in a funny way most of the time. You could also try Holden Bright. On the other end of the gender divide, maybe Victoria Powers? She's a hard nut to crack, and romantically inexperienced, but y'all have similar senses of humor. You could also try Olivia Sanchez. No real notes there, just that she's hot as hell.

Alright, alright. I'm going to possibly skip over Ennis and Holden, just because I actually know them. Unless, you know, they get so pathetic and actually need dates. The rest I've never spoken with, so operation Find An In is on.

Lord knows they probably will, but if they wanted dates so bad I'm literally offering a free service. It's on them if they don't take advantage of it. Good luck, and let me know how it goes. You ain't got much time left!

Really? When is this nonsense?

The 18th. Eleven days to snag yourself a beau. Are you up for the challenge?

My flirt game is awfully dusty, but I can make this work.

Sweetheart, look at your face. Your flirt game don't need to be strong. It just needs to start, and then your apple cheeks will do the rest of the work for ya.

Oh I'm sure you don't get it wrong very much.

Aw, thanks for the vote of confidence! But, like I said, it's a really unpredictable field, and you can't be successful all the time. I'm all right if I just give people a new experience, or get them to consider someone they might not have looked at before.

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