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[bambae]

I'm probably still drunk but I'm sleeping in the infirmary.

And I just want you guys to know that I love you all. And that you guys shouldn't feel disappointed in yourselves. Our lovely prefects are shouldering that burden for the rest of us by being dramatic.

And how long does a leg take to heal. I'm asking for a friend. Our local lumberjack refuses to tell me after I attempted to use him for larp research.

Comments

[duelled]

You hurt your leg?

[bambae]

Broke it. It was my fault really. I let Levi steer.

[duelled]

Oh, geez. I'm probably going to be sore tomorrow but I got away with a few scrapes.

For broken bones, a few days, maybe? I don't know how bad it is but if he's keeping you overnight you probably goofed up pretty bad.

[gdilevi]

Slice your leg open so he has to take off his shirt to stop the bleeding. Then forget to return his shirt when you're done bleeding on it. Tada, LARP outfit!

[bambae]

Good plan good plan. Fucking on it. Let me find a knife real quick.

[browbeats]

It's probably longer every time you ask him about the logistics of growing a beard.

[bambae]

I'm not asking him about the logistics

I'm asking him to just shave off a little bit of his so mine can be authentic.

[browbeats]

[...]

What

[dooomcookie]

I've actually not had so much fun in awhile, so. The possible permanent marring is worth it.

It will take awhile for the leg to heal. They have to make you suffer even more after drinking that bone juice.

[bambae]

Your face looks beautiful, Ry ry. That's all that matters.

[dooomcookie]

This is what I wanted all along.

I hope they let you out soon so I can get more pep talks.

[casperkim]

If you want the prefects to quit being dramatic quit being so fucking stupid.

[bambae]

Weren't you involved in that mud wrestling situation?

Suck a dick, Kim, we're allowed to try to kill each other too.

[casperkim]

So? If you can't see the difference between those two things, that's part of your problem, Park.

Oh, I don't mind the trying; I just mind the incessant complaining afterward. You knew this was going to happen if anyone noticed (and someone was going to because half the school was gone), so just own it and shut up already.

Chris/An

[alohaha.insanejournal.com]

Need some assistance convalescing?

I can read you stories and pat your head.

Re: Chris/An

[bambae]

Aw you'd do that for me?

Chris/An

[alohaha.insanejournal.com]

I'll even pause so you can see the pictures before I turn the page.

Avery and Chris

[un_kept]

Need anything?

Re: Avery and Chris

[bambae]

Yeah. More friends like you. I appreciate you Avery.

Avery and Chris

[un_kept]

Lol you drunk buddy?

I appreciate you too though, Chris.

[...] When you're sober and not broken I want to ask you a VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION.

[get_fucked]

I bet you look hot all broken up and sad.

[bambae]

[...]

What.

[gdilevi]

He was all, "HARUMPH, I CAN WALK."

[noblewon]

This all seems about right.

[bambae]

How are you on this fine day, Tess?