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[duelled]

Well.

Everybody make sure to show up to breakfast on time so you don't miss the inevitable howler from our father. It's going to be a real show.

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[bambae]

Imagine how great the show will be when i finally invent the howler than can also punch your kid in the face.

[duelled]

I'm so glad we're contemporaries.

[dooomcookie]

Do you think mom would ever figure a howler out for just this purpose?

[bambae]

nah she likes bottling it up and sitting on it and pretending it doesn't exist until you've already fallen for the false pretense of safety, and then she goes in for the attack.

Thankfully, after over a decade, I'm pretty positive she's resigned to the fact that I'm a dumbass. Now she only has to focus on being disappointed in her actual golden boy. You.

[dooomcookie]

That's always the worst. Thinking it's blown over, forgetting about it yourself, then BAM.

Oh shit. Her disappointed face will be worse than Cecil's.