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[stclair]

[GIRL TALK: all sophomore boys except Calvin basically]

OK MEN!!!! After recent events I think we can ALL AGREE that romance is terrifying and confusing???? HOWEVER as we are saps* susceptible to peer pressure and ALSO no longer germy immature freshmen, we must finally BUCK UP and talk about the dragon in the room.

WINTER FORMAL

Sooooo the person I usually ask to dances is this HUGE COMPLICATED THING now and Micah St. Clair does not do COMPLICATED, my friends, and therefore I'm casting my eye elsewhere. But WHICH FINE LADY should I ask????? We gotta do some pre-gaming on who everyone's asking to Winter Formal because A TRUE BRO doesn't ask out his bro's prospective date or anything. So let's talk.

WHO ARE YOU ASKING TO WINTER FORMAL?

Oh yeah I mean we can talk about asking out boys here too???? NBD GUYS THE HETERONORMATIVE TITLING OF THIS WARD IS JUST BC IT'S CATCHY and not bc I want to block you from your heart's desires or whatever.

*Blah blah blah don't lump us all together BLAH BLAH not all of us are huge losers like you Micah BLAH BLAH. Yeah yeah yeah I know some of you are super smooth dudes but that just means you can HELP THE REST OF US with some sage suave advice!!!! And by the rest of us I mean Will because man does Will need help.

[Added after this conversation:]

[Warded to Calvin Evercreech]

HEEEEEEY CALVIN. Sup gi dude.

Ae you staying for Winter Break again?

Comments

Ward

[theniceboy]

I think I asked Ferris.

Also, no offense Will, I'm sure Micah didn't mean to call you out that plainly, but we really are here to help you.

Ward

[stclair]

Dude CONGRATS!!!!!!!! Ferris is a totally badass girl and not on my list because I'm pretty sure she could kill me, but A+ pick my man. Tho wait wait wait WHAT DO YOU MEAN "YOU THINK"?

And I love Will. I'd also love Will MORE if he finally asked out Frankie and then when he does that, we'll be ready with advice on like... OH MAN what do you even wear to Winter Formal???? Are you supposed to give her flowers??????

Re: Ward

[theniceboy]

Oh. I was trying to ask if she wanted to go to the dance. For like fun. But it came out as me promising to make sure she doesn't get an antler stuck on her head again if she'd go with me. Which is fine. I mean I want to, it'll be fun.

Oh god. Are we supposed to give flowers? What if Ferris doesn't want flowers? What if she thinks it's stupid?

Ward

[windless.insanejournal.com]

You think?

Re: Ward

[theniceboy]

I don't know. I promised to protect her from adhesive antlers if she went with me, I don't know if that counts as asking her out. Or as smooth. I don't know. But now she might need flowers, and romance and I'm not sure I'm ready for any of that. I was just planning on being reading for adhesive antlers.

Ward.

[isolate.insanejournal.com]

I don't know.

Ward.

[stclair]

NONE OF US KNOW, GARRETT. THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE.

OK OK OK but who do you think is cute???? I mean going stag is an option but I kinda think it would be FUN to have a date to the dance?????? Especially since this seems like a super serious type dance instead of like a FUN TIMES LET'S EAT type dance.

Ward.

[isolate.insanejournal.com]

Oh.

That's kind of private?.

Ward

[colemoss]

nobody. i don't know if i want to go. there's not even costumes.

Ward

[stclair]

Cole. Buddy. Pal. Friendchum. You HAVE TO GO. I mean OK you don't have to go obv that's just me being HELLA EXCESSIVE again but it could be fun????? I mean just think of how fancy dress robes are gonna look on you now that you're way taller and really hot. It's KIND OF a costume.

Ward

[colemoss]

a boring costume.

why do you think it'll be fun?

Ward.

[compulsive.insanejournal.com]

Three people already asked me. I don't know who to choose.

Re: Ward.

[theniceboy]

Who do you want to choose?

Ward.

[compulsive.insanejournal.com]

If I knew who I wanted to choose, wouldn't that take care of knowing who I should choose?

Micah/Calvin

[evercreep.insanejournal.com]

[...]

Yes. Why?

Micah/Calvin

[stclair]

Well AS IT SO HAPPENS I'm thinking of staying too and I just wanted your objective opinion on the experience. Pros??? Cons???? How are the ACCOMMODATIONS?????

Micah/Calvin

[evercreep.insanejournal.com]

It's quiet. I don't have to see my brothers. Most, if not all, of my roommates end up going home for the holidays.

Why do you want to stay?

Ward.

[windless.insanejournal.com]

Why are the sparkles necessary?

Ward.

[compulsive.insanejournal.com]

Sorry, Gavin. I can't go with you. Your brother is in love with me.

Ward.

[windless.insanejournal.com]

Oh, the humanity. How will I ever recover?

Ward

[notacad.insanejournal.com]

Actually, you ass, I already asked her!

Re: Ward

[theniceboy]

What'd she say?

Re: Ward

[notacad.insanejournal.com]

Would I be pointing it out if she'd said no?

[seekster.insanejournal.com]

Oh man I don't know. I don't know if there's anyone I really want to ask like that anyway. I mean there's cute girls and hell there's cute boys but I don't want to step on toes or give someone the wrong idea or give myself the wrong idea if I change my mind so I really really don't know. Why is this hard??

[7yearsgasping.insanejournal.com]

I've never been to a dance like this before, but I think An or Bailey are going to try and set me up with someone. I got a little lost in what they were talking about.

I wouldn't know how to ask someone anyway, so I might just go alone.