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HAPPY 18TH REVOLUTION
AROUND THE SUN, LEVI

Cecil, please give him AT LEAST 18 smooches from me. Wet ones. I'll handle the birthday spankings.

Now would be a good time for you to start thinking about what birthday song you want me to play for you at formal, Levi. Oh yes, you heard that right, folks, Po'boy Peepshow (now featuring more Wes!) will be gracing you with our presence at this year's Annual 'Girls in Ballgowns Crying in the Bathroom' Fest! So, if knocking boots with a rockstar is on your bucket list, now's your chance, ladies.

Accepting (possibly considering) set list suggestions below.

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I'M EIGHTEEN AND I CAN DO WAY MORE THINGS THAN YOU CAN DO NOW.

I'M MEXICAN SO I WILL STILL BE ABLE TO LEGALLY DRINK BEFORE YOU CAN

I'M GOING TO MÉXICO IN LESS THAN TWO WEEKS AND I AM GOING TO BINGE DRINK AND VOMIT IN THE OCEAN AND THEN BINGE DRINK AGAIN.

THAT IS UNSURPRISING, BUT IT ALSO REMINDS ME... RICARDO SAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AND THAT HE IS GOING TO INVITE YOU AND RAVI TO HIS WEDDING.

WHEN'S THE WEDDING AND CAN I WEAR WHAT I'M WEARING TO FORMAL TO THE WEDDING BECAUSE I DON'T OWN ANY OTHER FANCY CLOTHES? I DON'T EVEN OWN FANCY CLOTHES. I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO WEAR TO WINTER FORMAL. BUT I DEFINITELY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO WEAR TO A WEDDING.

NO TE PREOCUPES POR ESO. THERE WILL BE PAPARAZZI, SO WE ARE GOING TO BE ROUNDED UP LIKE ANIMALS AND PUT IN SUITS THAT WILL NOT EMBARRASS HIM IF WE ACCIDENTALLY END UP IN A PHOTOGRAPH.

OH THANK FUCK. BUT I'M SURE I CAN EMBARRASS HIM IN OTHER WAYS.

IT'S FINE, HE LOVES THE ATTENTION AND DRAMA. THE WEDDING WILL BE OVER SPRING BREAK, SO... SPRING BREAK IN MEXICO?

SPRING BREAK IN MEXICO!!!! CAN I BRING MI NOVIO???

YES, YOU CAN BRING A +1. THERE ARE SEVERAL OTHER PEOPLE I NEED TO LET KNOW CAN COME AS WELL, AND YOU CAN ALL TAKE DATES.

Are the people you're gonna invite allowed to come just to binge drink in Mexico

AH, NO. WHILE NO ONE WILL TURN ME OR MY FRIENDS AWAY FOR DRINKS EVEN IF WE ARE ONLY 17... WE WILL BE CLOSELY WATCHED. THINK MORE FANCY PARTIES AND HIGHLY CHOREOGRAPHED SIGHT SEEING. MAYBE ONE CLUB. MORE THAN THAT, AND I MIGHT GET A REPUTATION FOR PARTYING TOO MUCH, DRINKING TOO MUCH.

You don't have to do that sparkly shit with me. It's not my birthday.

So basically, the way you make it sound is that the only point of going to mexico over spring break is to dress up and watch ~~King~~ Ricardo get married.

BUT IT IS FUN.

I SUPPOSE SO. DO YOU USUALLY BINGE DRINK A LOT ON VACATION?

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Oh, wow. I... don't know why I'm surprised it's "so early," considering he and Cristiane have been talking about extravagant weddings since they were sixteen.

Now I feel ashamed I've known you all for so long and haven't picked up more than five things in Spanish. I really should crack open that phrasebook.

YOU REALLY SHOULD PRACTICE MORE. START ATTENDING MS. ACUÑA'S TUTORING SESSIONS ON SUNDAYS, AND I WILL SPEAK MORE SPANISH TO YOU. I DO NOT WANT YOU TO BE OVERWHELMED. MAYBE CECIL ~~AND LEO~~ SHOULD DO THE SAME?

I almost want to ask how you do that text charm, but... when would I ever need it?

And yes! That's right, I completely forgot about Mrs. Acuña's Spanish tutoring. I'll sign up tomorrow when I see her during breakfast. Muchas gracias, Rafael.

SESIÓN DE LARP ENTIRAMENTE EN ESPAÑOL???

Are we all just not gonna mention that Ricardo's a dicktip?

I dicktip I had a mighty lust for for two years, yeah.

Thirst does strange things to a man

Senior Azurcrest Boys

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I didn't always like how Ricardo treated Quinn or Rafael or anyone else either, Jesse. However you feel about him, though, now isn't the time to go after him. Rafael's happy about his brother's wedding and (from what he's told me) they're getting along a little better these days; I think we should be supportive.

I've [...] definitely got some studying to do. A lot, honestly. I had to look up novio. I'll talk to Mrs. Acuña tomorrow.

But it's wonderful to hear that Ricardo's getting married.

I'LL BE YOUR TRANSLATOR. ¡PUEDES CONFIAR EN MI!

My hero? I assume?

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I'll try to learn something between now and spring, though.