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[jijmjr]

HAPPY 18TH REVOLUTION
AROUND THE SUN, LEVI

Cecil, please give him AT LEAST 18 smooches from me. Wet ones. I'll handle the birthday spankings.

Now would be a good time for you to start thinking about what birthday song you want me to play for you at formal, Levi. Oh yes, you heard that right, folks, Po'boy Peepshow (now featuring more Wes!) will be gracing you with our presence at this year's Annual 'Girls in Ballgowns Crying in the Bathroom' Fest! So, if knocking boots with a rockstar is on your bucket list, now's your chance, ladies.

Accepting (possibly considering) set list suggestions below.

Comments

[gdilevi]

... HE IS THE FEEDER, ISN'T HE???? That's my new fetish. I want Cecil to feed me and STOP BLUEBALLING ME ON THE CAKE FRONT. He can blueball everyone else. -- I guess I'm not blueballed today because he made me A CAKE. Cake denial is also my fetish, in that I'm going to eat all this cake and deny everyone else from eating it.

But maybe I'll give a slice to Quinn to help her reach your weight goals. Help a buddy out.

[quinning]

So selfless, and on his birthday!

You bet that cake fits my macros.

[gdilevi]

You get one slice and I get to cut it. I gotta ration this if I plan to survive until the bake sale on Sunday.

It's chocolate hazelnut. It tastes like Nutella. But more like I'M GOING TO NUT FROM HOW FUCKING GREAT IT TASTES IN MY MOUTH.

lol I misread "help reach her weight goals" oh well~

[quinning]

You're not the only one suffering from withdrawal right now, Kramer. It's the holiday season, how about some charity and benevolence? As in two whole pieces?

[jijmjr]

Get out of here, you vulture!

[quinning]

No.

[jijmjr]

Fine. If you're staying, atleast be useful for once in your life and tell me what you want us to play at formal

[quinning]

"For once"?? Have you forgotten everything I've done for you? How many cinnamon rolls I've smuggled out of the cafeteria because you were too lazy to get your ass self out of bed for breakfast?!

I support the others' Bey votes now that Carpenter's singing.

[jijmjr]

I'm not lazy. I just like having cinnamon rolls delivered to me in bed by a little gremlin. Actually, forget everything I said before. THATS my kink

Maybe Diva.... Hm.

[quinning]

Oh, you never want cinnamon rolls again? Cool.

Please. He's doing the dance for whatever song, right? Right???

[jijmjr]

I take it back, I take it back! I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. That little scrunched up sharpei face you make is the least kinky thing in the world.

Okay, only I'M allowed to fawn over Wes dancing. It's called conditioning and it's an important aspect of brain washing. You're doing it for no good reason, so reign it in. I'm RIGHT here.

[quinning]

oh my god I'm burning my journal

[jijmjr]

If you give Quinn cake and not me, I swear to god

Don't you think I've been blueballed enough in my young life? That is my ANTI-KINK