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Looks like I'm allergic to mistletoe too. Anyone want to come itch my back for me? IT'S SO ITCHY.

Holy shit, Trix, you need to go see Mufferaw.

I'm on the way but sooooo itchy.

What AREN'T you allergic to?

Most fruit.

Only most?

Dude I got you. I'll itch the shit outta your back

Best husband ever.

Oh no! You should probably get some cream to put on your back, because scratching it will just make it worse.

I'm heading up to get adult help or I'm going to spend all day scratching.

Good plan! I hope you feel less itchy soon.

Oh god me too. Why the hell I went to camp school with allergies like this I'll never know.

But... you're allergic to so many things. Wouldn't it be just as bad at any school?

Outdoor camp might have made it worse.

Oh dear.

Hate to say it, Trix, but I don't think anyone is surprised by this news.

True facts. I think I'm just going to have to live underground and hope I'm not allergic to dirt.

Godspeed, brave warrior!

Come visit my sterile bunker one day. We have those little things you put on shoes.

That's one hell of a sales package.

The fuck'd you even get close enough to one to get hivey?

Little fucker trapped me.

Those fuckers fucked up my run too what the shit I hate plants

I want to weaponize some.

And die? You gonna die.

Not if I take out the chemical that I'm allergic to. Obviously,

K well were all gonna miss you when you die from something that totally coulda been avoided.

I won't die, I'll wear gloves.