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[riledup]

the real crime is that there was no fried chicken for dinner yesterday

another prefect ward

[ferdie]

[Warded to Student Authority]
This isn't really me as Head Boy, because Rule Enforcing by Psychic Head Boy is too weird a concept for even me to get behind.

But I'm in Divination, and I was scrying with river water today, to delay throwing myself into it, after having kissed a Junior yesterday. So anyway. I [...] saw something, about tomorrow. The Anonymous Writer might do [...] something. It's the new moon, I checked, so it's probably just the post. And I got the feeling that it isn't anything bad. So it's probably not something to be deeply concerned about either way.

I just wanted to let you all know to watch everyone a little more carefully tomorrow.
Just in case.

I swear I'm not crazy.

[Warded to Ursula]
[...] In the past 24 hours I saw a moose in a bowl of river water and kissed a junior.
I trust you're objective enough to tell me if I've gone insane.

(no subject)

[longcons]

Gooseberry. Hi. New rule. Anyone caught writing on bathroom stalls is going straight to prison for life.

(no subject)

[princeprincess]

Delivered right before curfew, a freshman hands Iliya and Casper a tiny magical recording device that plays Lullaby of Birdland, along with the relevant sheet music. A note delivered alongside it reads: "Stop sulking. Escape your cabin and master this with me. I swear on my family name I won't ask you about your love lives even once. ❤, Kenzie"

(no subject)

[cygninae]

( A letter to Xavier Lewis. )

(no subject)

[gonnabefamous]

I have Can't Help Falling In Love stuck in my head, but it seems way more literal now. Do you reckon Elvis Presley ever got amortentia whammied?

Also, I would pretty much sell my soul for biscuits and sausage gravy. Do you think if I asked real sweet the house elves would do breakfast for dinner tomorrow? How far ahead to you think they got to plan to feed a whole school?

[Iliya]

Are you MAD at me?

[Casper]

YOU HAVE A HIC Are you okay? It's really Please don't kill Casey, I like you both, so I'd be real upset if he was dead and you went to prison

[Ebonhide Senior Boys]

Hey, guys! How's everyone feeling? That was pretty crazy. We should do something fun this weekend to wind down and recover. Does anyone have any fun ideas?

[Kenzie]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey!