gooseberryhigh | This entry takes a while to write, as Diego draws out each little snake.

I walked all the way to class today without getting caught. I thought that meant I was finally being careful enough, but it turns out Hightower just got rid of all the mistletoe. We survived. Good job everyone. Thanks for repeatedly saving me from myself.

So, tomorrow's the last day of classes, but more importantly there's something big happening that night: A PARTY. Okay, I'm going to explain this with some quality bullet points now because I know those drive you guys wild.

Yes, it's a birthday party for me and Levi.
No, you don't need to bring us anything. It'd be nice if you contributed to the alcohol stash, though. (Hi, prefects, I'm sorry, please forgive me.)
Yes, you're all invited.
Yes, you can come even if you hate one or both of us.
Yes, my bullet points are tiny snakes today! Thank you for noticing!

[Warded to Cecil]

~~I'm sorry about the camping tr~~

So how're you holding up? I saw a few prefects who looked ready to cry yesterday, or possibly kill someone. At least I know cold blooded murder's not your style.

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And all of the Prefects would love to see your great snake!

HA!

Sorry, I couldn't resist that one. I'm done.

Quinn.

Thank you for being done. That's very restrained of you.

Ravi. It's even behind a ward, which means I may be at my most restrained. I'm a steel trap of restraint.

You're right, Quinn. You're quite right. I sincerely appreciate your sense of discretion, and I'm glad you could have some fun this morning, especially considering how stressful the past two days have been.

Aw, thanks Dhaliwal! I'm voting you Most Valuable Prefect even though that isn't a competition.

He's really good. He's always super stern with me but also doesn't make me feel bad about myself. It's a careful balance. 9/10, good prefect, would choose to be caught by him again.

Thank you, Diego. That's very kind of you. Although, might I suggest... not doing things that would require a prefect to scold you?

Thank you, but please keep me out of any prefect-related competitions. Even pseudo-competitions. You know how Rafael gets.

I promise. After all, I don't want the school to burn down until after we leave.

Juniors deserve an education too, Quinn.

I'm not saying that we should burn down the school after we leave, merely that if they do it's definitely no longer going to be Our Problem.

OH MY GOD

Not enough of the prefects have seen my great snake. As in, like, no prefect would touch me but I mean PASS THE WORD AROUND, YOU TWO, I'M OPEN TO IT.

~~Diego~~

I don't think it's appropriate for me to be part of this conversation, so you'll both have to forgive me if I leave this matter to you two.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Ravi, don't leave! I'm not taking you out of this ward. I'll stop, though, I'll stop.

I can hardly stop you from discussing [...] species of snakes, Diego. But very well, as you can see, that was an idle threat and I haven't left at all. My early birthday present to you.

How many have–

No, scratch that. I don't need to know.

I'm sorry, Morales, but if I spread the word about your great snake I'm pretty sure Dhaliwal would Stern Look at me until I was on the edge of death.

That's okay, I probably shouldn't be asking you to tell your colleagues about anyone's snakes, let alone that of infamous partier and rule-ignorer, Diego Morales.

This entry takes a while to write, as Diego draws out each little snake.

Warded to Ravi & Diego

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