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[tinyrebel.insanejournal.com]

Fucking Uncle Grandfather got my goddamn dog drunk again. The fuck he needs to drive me fucking crazy every break? Also if I step on another damn LEGOs from Rob/ins fucking Star Wars shit, I will burn this fucking place down. Why are there so many people here?

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[bambae]

Oh yep. That makes more sense. Should've worn stilts that day. Bet that's actually why those platform shoes got popular in the nineties. Strictly for rolledcoasters.

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

I need to invent roller coasters for tiny people or stilts just for roller coasters.

[bambae]

I mean that sounds like a solid way to raise funds to take over the world

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

Midgets of the world unite. Have you seen the mirrors in this place cause I can't. This family is too tall.