[posted very early this morning, around dawn]

[threatens]

[Ro]

I'm back. Which you could probably tell from the fuckin house-elf snitching on me and Dad chewing me out for like 20 minutes. Do you think he ever sleeps or is just fuelled by martinis and telling me how I fucked up?

Anyway, I'm going the fuck back to bed but if you wanna wake me up to punch me in the jaw, the door's open.





Sorry. You were right I just can't stand I hate that you're ri Just... sorry.

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Stokers

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I don't know if Dad slept but I sure as fuck didn't

Only 20 minutes? Must be the Christmas spirit making him feel good. I got a 10-minute lecture last night just for lying about not knowing where you were correcting Preston Douche-Bag of the Connecticut Douche-Bags on his understanding of MACUSA politics.

I'm not gonna punch you. Not now at least. I'm just glad you're back I need to sleep too.

I don't need you to say sorry I don't want you to I know you are because you came back when it would have just been so much easier for you to stay gone Just don't leave me like that

Thanks. [...] How was the frozen pizza?

Stokers

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[A little ink blot on the page, because despite everything, Ro can still make him laugh.]

Dude, don't be a dick. You know it's spelled Ducheberg. How pissed off did Dad get at you and Freddy when I didn't

[...] K. That's cool. You should get all the rest you can, because you know Christmas Eve's always the biggest and most annoying party. We're gonna be out until fuckin 2 AM for this shit. Did you really throw out my flask?

Don't be mad at me tonight because I'm not going to survive this without you I know I deserve it but I can't fake this shit as well as

Fuckin heinous. I ate half of it and I'm still pretty sure it was half-cardboard. Reid made fun of me for being a spoiled rich kid. I'm gonna get him a really expensive present this Christmas and we'll fuckin see who's the spoiled rich kid.

Stokers

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Oh yeah, that's right. They're named after an ancient European city of douches.

Biggest and most annoying party until New Year's. But are you going to actually stick around for another week or Must be why Mom picked out my tightest dress and most blister-inducing shoes for tonight.

I didn't have time to throw out your stupid flask. Dad caught me coming out of Freddy's room after taking it from him and started in on me about you so I hid it in my dress. You're right. Didn't ruin the line of it at all. Not even Mom noticed.

Make sure it's expensive and impractical, so its very existence is a boast and an insult. That'll show him.