Oh yeah, that's right. They're named after an ancient European city of douches.

Biggest and most annoying party until New Year's. But are you going to actually stick around for another week or Must be why Mom picked out my tightest dress and most blister-inducing shoes for tonight.

I didn't have time to throw out your stupid flask. Dad caught me coming out of Freddy's room after taking it from him and started in on me about you so I hid it in my dress. You're right. Didn't ruin the line of it at all. Not even Mom noticed.

Make sure it's expensive and impractical, so its very existence is a boast and an insult. That'll show him.