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Do you guys ever just feel bad for the prefects. They can't join any ghost hunting parties and endanger their lives by fucking with the supernatural, because they got responsibilities to uphold and rules to not break.

Just what a depressing way to live.

[warded to Quinn]

Were you the anon that told me to tell you my problems? because I got something to tell you that has nothing to do with my problems or that entire stupid post.

[warded to Cecil]

Hey buddy.

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Okay so I gave Ryan some advice about Zoey a while ago and I didn't realize that he actually listened to my advice because I got no right to be giving relationship advice

Then at the last party I was on a high and gave Penny some advice about Ryan because apparently she likes him and she actually took my advice too because I don't know what the fuck is wrong with these people. And it didn't go well because Ryan had already taken my advice. So she's a little hurt right now.

Then I abducted Ryan and took him to this fucked up compound with him. He almost got shot in the head because they're fucking crazy. That has nothing to do with anything but it was hilarious

And okay so I don't do exclusive a lot. Because it's boring. And because it comes with weird expectations like love and affection which I don't do. And if you punch someone you're dating it suddenly stops being foreplay and becomes domestic abuse. [...] I don't plan on punching Rosy

yeah but I'm not an anonymous nobody who knows nothing about either of you. You both still got that weird vibe thing going on. The longer you ignore it, the more obnoxious it's gonna get

Vargas. Park, you've turned out to be too efficient at this "weirdly nice" thing and I don't think the universe has been able to balance itself to compensate; could you go back to being a thankless asshole for a few weeks so it has a chance to catch up?

(He didn't get hit though, right?)

Okay, but why her?

What the fuck do you mean by "that weird vibe thing?" Do I even want to know?

I mean I was drunk with Penny, and I was moping and ~~being a pussy~~ feeling sorry for myself with Ryan so ... I wouldn't really say it was me being nice and maybe if everybody would stop fucking calling me nice I'd stop seeming nice.

Fucking Honeychurch called me kind, Chloe called me really nice. It's like they don't even fucking know me. Fucking giving me gifts and shit. Who do they think they are.

That's why Rosy. She still treats me like an asshole. There's no expectations there. I don't gotta give her flowers or write her nice shit. She makes people cry, and she punches like a fucking rock. And we almost won that fucking maze at the formal. I was fucking awesome with her, we spent more time running through a maze than dancing.

Oh yeah, Ryan didn't get hit. But he was told 'that there hair look like them antlers'. It was great. No remorse. It was beautiful.

The same weird vibe thing I have with Rosy, where seventy percent of the shit we say to each other is sexual tension. The same stupid victorian flirting shit Ramirez has with Fiori. I always feel like they should be wearing suits with ruffles every time they speak to each other, it's weird. You got the vibe. You can't escape the vibe man, no matter how many times you shout we're just friends into the void.

They think you're their friend, dumbass. Because you are.

Yeah no, ~~I suppose~~ you guys seem to be a good match. It just seemed [...] uncharacteristic. If she makes you feel that good then all the more power to you, little buddy. I promise not to make drunken advances at you for as long as I remember that you're now spoken for.

I can't believe he was almost shot in the head any no one cared. Everyone on the compound is a menace.

How the hell can it be sexual tension if we're already hooking up? Yet again, your logic is fucked.

Dude, you can't shit talk me on my own post. I have no friends, so you can fucking take it back.

Yeah well, Levi changed some shit for me. So I can either keep fucking people and fucking around with Rosy - which includes a surprising amount of not actually fucking around - until she finds somebody that wants to date her, or I can do something about it. I told you, new fucking year. Making some changes. We had that talk right?

Besides, you can keep making drunken advances, only now I get to gently direct you toward Ty. And my logic's not fucked. a hundred percent of my relationship with Levi was sexual tension and we were hooking up. That's how the fucking hooking up happens. Sorry, you got it.

it's cute. If it progresses any further I get to take you aside and give you the fatherly speech about what happens if you fuck over Tyson, it'll be great. Stop wasting my time and give me that moment.

For the record tho, Ryan's still alive. He even survived drunk quodpot or whatever the fuck that's called.

We love you, man. Go fuck yourself.

Look at you, taking responsibility and being open to changes! Has her brother found out yet? Is there going to be an archaic fight for her honour? Can I referee? (Did we have that talk? Maybe I was I wasted.)

For fuck's sake, man, it won't. I'm positive exclusive shit isn't his bag.

I can't believe any of you survived that goddamn hellhole.

oh fuck off

I don't know. Maybe. Probably. We don't need a referee. I'll handle him. Like diplomatically and shit. Or punch him back, whichever happens first.

Quinhan, are you saying Tyke told you he doesn't do exclusive shit?

ARE YOU SAYING YOU WANT TO DO EXCLUSIVE SHIT WITH HIM

DO I NEED TO HAVE THIS TALK WITH HIM IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE SAYING

i'm gonna have my moment, I can feel it. It's about to happen. Hang on, I need to say something to him completely unrelated to my moment.

I could never imagine you and (brother) Stoker handling that "diplomatically." You'll both need full body armour.

DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE. That is NOT what I said. I said that "I'm positive exclusive shit isn't his bag," which is entirely different. It means that I know I'm not the only person he hooks up with (Etta, for example) and I can't remember him ever doing the girlfriend thing with someone. Park, I'm having a good time. Don't get all smug and fuck this up for me or I'll kill your goddamn ass.

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