gooseberryhigh | (no subject)

It is a good thing that I am not Head Boy, because if I were, and if I ever found out who said some of the things written on the anonymous post, I would have you in detention until I graduate. Vector would need to take my badge from me to stop the endless parade of punishment.

[Warded to Ravi, Wes, Sun-mi, Ty, Levi, Reece, and Cecil.]

I was supposed to keep this a secret until Ricardo could tell two of you in particular... but I do not care. Ravi, Levi, you are going to be invited to the wedding by Ric. Ty, Wes, I am inviting you as my two guests. Sun-mi, you are being invited as a family friend. Reece... you are coming for obvious reasons, and the following rules don't necessarily apply to you.
You may each invite a date. Except you, Cecil. You are the date. I am making assumptions by including you without asking anyone, and none of you will stop me.

It will take place over spring break (March 11th through the 19th) but the wedding ceremony/reception/event will take place the 16th though the 18th. You only need to show up for those dates.

You may come earlier or stay that final night if you like, but it will just be me, doing what I normally do. Except this time, it will be in Mexico and it won't work when I try to remove points. [...] I might take you sightseeing. But I can't take you clubbing or partying. I would get in trouble.

Travel, food, and accommodations will be provided. There will be an open bar, and no one is going to ID you.

Suits or dresses will be provided as well, if you are afraid you don't have something to wear.

There will be paparazzi. I am not famous, but my family is. They will still take photos.

Everyone will be speaking primarily Spanish, but many of them know English as well.
Any questions?

[Warded to Leo]

I have two questions for you.

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Step one is finding them.

Step one is going to be, like, kind of hard.

This is what they invented shakedowns for, Ro. Pick a target, make them talk, follow the trail.

I could be like a fuckin detective or something.

This is a terrible idea.

Well how the shit are we gonna get justice, Ramirez? Are we just gonna let these fuckin anon assholes get away with it?

Fuck! Mr. C-B was right. This school has a fuckin bullying problem.

Is this what irony looks like in action?

The only ironic part of this is how I gotta be pissed off on your behalf now. You better not be losing your edge, Park. I put a miserable bastard Beater on my team and that's who had damn well be playing in February.

Fuck off, I am pissed.

I'll fucking show how much of a miserable bastard I can be

Good.

See you next month for practice, dude.

[...]

I am surprised, but willing to take your statements at face value, because I enjoy having one less person to be furious with.

All the same, no shakedowns.

Hey. We're on the same team, Ramirez. I'll also totally punch the people who said you and Fiori are annoying.

But fuckin fine. No one's getting directly threatened when we get back to school.

Please don't. I really don't think that'll take you very far and you'll still end up with more detention than even Rafael could dream up.

Shit. Fine, but if I hear anyone talking about you at school, I'm gonna... like, not punch them, I guess, but I'll do fuckin something.

If anyone's reading this, YEAH THAT'S A FUCKIN WARNING YOU DOUCHEBAGS.

Sounds law-abiding to me. I'll allow it.

Yeah, I'm law-abiding as shit. Maybe if they made me prefect too I would be the best fuckin example right now.

~~And maybe if they made me Quidditch Captain right now I'd actually win~~

Only way to find out is to shakedown Dom for his badge.

I'll take suggestions. Might not act on 'em, but I'll take 'em.