Ravi Dhaliwal is a dashing and mysterious spy. 🗡️ (
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Left on the doorstep of the Coppertale senior boys cabin, after people leave the bus.
The package is wrapped in a leftover red Christmas paper, with a note card on top, simply saying "Happy 2014!" in Ravi's neat handwriting. When opened, they'll find a black cloth banner with carefully stitched felt letters in Coppertale orange. It's perfectly sized to fit on the wall right above their fireplace.

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RAVI IS THE BEST.
dat foreshadowing
by the end of the month this banner will be used as a murder weapon.
ok but my question is where are they gonna poop when they're locked inside for the entire day
My question is how mad is Rafael gonna be about where they decided to poop
coppertale boys dorm turns into a game of covertly shitting in other people's desk drawers
Yes
this was legitimately on my mind for like an hour yesterday
i drunk emailed katie about it on new years and she politely brushed it off
Lmao Katie bless her soul
but kt
where would we be without katie fostering our creative selves? she's pushing u to become more, ali!!
They're just gonna shit in baskets and conjure them away. Like a reversal of how they get their food
better than transfiguring their shit into food??
Next question, does If you transfigured your shit into food does it still taste like shit
will your sandwich give you pink eye? inquiring minds need to know
Moms do you wanna weigh in on our philosophical questions?
time 2 spam the dropbox in addition to spamming this gift post
(i am the least favorite child)
You're the second most active child so they're stuck with you tho
who's the first most active child? i'll fight them
no subject
I'M ABOUT TO GO CAIN AND ABEL ON YOUR ASS, ROZ
IF CHRIS GETS KIDNAPPED FOR THREE DAYS YOULL HAVE TIME TO MAKE UP THAT 1000 comment difference tho
levi is just gonna comment spam everyone in those 3 days for the very same reason why ennis gambled
I continue to amaze myself by somehow staying in the top 20.
being in third is nice and safe. i like it here. i think i'll stay right... here.
I'm coming for you
GAMP'S LAW OF ELEMENTAL TRANSFIGURATION
a) You cannot Transfigure things into edible food at all, or
b) Transfigured food will not have the necessary nutritional value. So yeah you can Transfigure your shit into a sandwich but it's still going to be like you're just eating shit.
Re: GAMP'S LAW OF ELEMENTAL TRANSFIGURATION
Re: GAMP'S LAW OF ELEMENTAL TRANSFIGURATION
FOLLOW-UP TO DEALING WITH THIS PROBLEM: JUST VANISH IT YOU'RE MAGIC
Shit is probably not considered a particularly complex subject, so anyone who's in Transfiguration at Gooseberry should be able to perform this spell. BAM, SHIT PROBLEM SOLVED.
YOU'RE ALL GIFTED STUDENTS, YOU CAN HANDLE THIS.
meggie is my favourite mod
but who's gonna vanish the freshmen's shit? are the coppertale freshmen gonna shit in desk drawers?
THEY GO TO A GENIUS SCHOOL, THERE IS A HERMIONE IN EVERY FRESHMAN CABIN WHO CAN TAKE CARE OF IT
I CONCEDE BUT LET ME USE THIS GIF I JUST STUMBLED ACROSS
Lmao thank you
GIFTED. STUDENTS. EVERYONE CAN HANDLE THIS.
no subject
no subject
you children are awful
but poop jokes ARE fun
Lmao this is how we fun
why do you let us do this to you
BUT WHO IS TRAPPED HERE WITH WHO
Re: BUT WHO IS TRAPPED HERE WITH WHO
RAVI IS MY HERO FOREVER GOODBYE
Wes rn~
I'M DYING. RAVI, I LOVE YOU.