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[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

Riri. Help. I'm already running dry and I'm begging for the shit your brother sends. This is my desperation. Spiced rum is gross but it'll do it's job. My family isn't going to bother with coming to visit. Too dangerous. Neither of them are magical and sort of already have plans. Lucky shits.

I wonder if any of my old school friends have ended up being mail order brides. Is that a weird thought?

Comments

Kayley

[riledup]

like what the hell else are you even supposed to do with ice cream

Kayley

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

Also put chocolate on it?

Kayley

[riledup]

chocolate and cheese???

Kayley

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

Um, no I don't want cheese.

Kayley

[riledup]

i'm gonna try it

i'm gonna try the cheese

i feel like this is gonna work babe

Kayley

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

Ice cream is like cheese.

Kayley

[riledup]

which is why this is gonna work. ice cream is just cold cheese.

Kayley

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

Um. Let me know how it goes.

Kayley

[riledup]

baby you get to watch it happen firsthand

ok anything else i should bully out of the house elves???

Kayley

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

Chocolate and kiwis. Do they have kiwis? If not I could go for chocolate.

Kayley

[riledup]

ugh if they don't then what is even the point of magic

Kayley

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

Magic is fucking dumb.

Kayley

[riledup]

RIGHT. we could make so many lists of dumb things, let's make lists of dumb things.

Kayley

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

Like running out of vodka.