three.

[decisive.insanejournal.com]

Congratulations to everyone that made the Quidditch teams. Even if I don't play, seems like something one ought to celebrate. I'm counting on you, Coppertale. How well have you lot done in the past?

Comments

[thecourtier.insanejournal.com]

Reigning champs.

[decisive.insanejournal.com]

Good to know! Not that it would weigh anything with me, I'll still cheer for them, even if they aren't very good.

[thecourtier.insanejournal.com]

Pretty sure Sy will kick the team's ass from here to next week to make sure they keep the title. Ribbonfin ran them pretty close, though.

[bambae]

Azurcest won it the year before last, though.

But our poor captain might have a heart attack if he doesn't win during his first year as captain.

[browbeats]

I'm betting it would be an aneurysm myself.

[bambae]

Not before he kills the entire team, of course. Wouldn't be a Sy break down if it wasn't dramatic.

[browbeats]

Honestly, if he manages to kill the whole team you kind of deserve it. Six of you against Sy trying to punch his way out of feeling sad and none of you even think to just Stun him?

[bambae]

ya got me there, though.

I mean we'll probably do more than just stun him. Stunning isn't exactly the coppertail way.

[browbeats]

You'd do that to a guy having an aneurysm? How cruel.

[bambae]

I'd do that to a guy in a wheel chair too.

I'm a very merciless, ferocious monster. You know my reputation. Very ferocious.

[browbeats]

It's funny, I've only ever heard that from you. I think the latest thing I heard actually was that you give great hugs.

[bambae]

Who the fuck said that, I'll kill them.

[browbeats]

I am under no obligation to reveal my sources. Just that it was everybody who went to that Mononucleosis Party.

[bambae]

Everbody is clearly lying.

Is Mononucleosis Party really what we're calling that party now?

[browbeats]

I will admit, the alcohol does cast sufficiently reasonable doubt on the matter. I would be unable to convict you on the charge of giving good hugs on this evidence.

I have heard rumors of a picture, though.

What? Don't you think it's catchy? I thought about going with the Flu Season Formal but that's technically inaccurate.

[bambae]

I mean, if you need sufficient evidence on my hugging ability to prove that everybody else is lying, I could meet you after classes, and give you the worst best hug of your life.

But first, where the fuck are you hearing all these rumors about me? Is it Faye?

[browbeats]

You didn't answer my question about the party name. Do you think Mononucleosis Party is too much of a mouthful? Would you have preferred Strep Throwdown? Meningitis Mixer?

[bambae]

Sorry, you seem to have clearly put a lot of unnecessary thought into this.

Mononucleosis Party is very clever. Meningitis Mixer makes it sound dirtier than it was.

Am I killing Faye?

[browbeats]

Don't try to kill Faye. She'll kill you first and then it'll get messy.

[unregrettable]

Strep Throwdown gets my vote.

[browbeats]

I'm glad that one was appreciated, it was my only kind of pun.

[noblewon]

Come at me.

[bambae]

You? You're telling people I give great hugs? What did I ever do to you.

[noblewon]

Hug me, obviously.

[bambae]

ill feel bad about killing you, but it was one hug and you should've wiped it from your memory.

[noblewon]

But if you murder me, the pictures will get out.

Tess | Chris

[bambae]

How explicit are the pictures?

Tess | Chris

[noblewon]

You are explicitly a cuddle monster.

I wouldn't take pictures of anything worse.

Re: Tess | Chris

[bambae]

I feel like that's a lie. Both of those things.

But you deserved the hug, so it could be worse I guess.

Re: Tess | Chris

[noblewon]

But you can't remember well enough to really argue it.

I always deserve a hug!

Re: Tess | Chris

[bambae]

If you think memory will keep me from arguing then you don't know me at all

But you got me there

[noblewon]

Basically the best.