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[gdilevi]

OKAY, THE OFFICIAL RESULTS ARE IN. The title of best feather-picker-upper goes to...

KATYA SUPERNOVA

She is crowned Birdy Royalty on the day of her choice and has the option to go on a hot date with runner-up Levi Kramer.

(The rest of you can go on a date with me too, I don't mind.)

Comments

[caritasmitis.insanejournal.com]

How very generous of you!

[reehobbs.insanejournal.com]

I've never been so jealous about anything in my life. Though I'm not actually sure if I'm jealous of you or her?

[gdilevi]

I am a BEACON of generosity. Would hate for anyone to feel left out.

[caritasmitis.insanejournal.com]

And it is, of course, entirely altruistic.

[gdilevi]

Both? Maybe she'll be merciful and make you her Birdy Knight.

[gdilevi]

I'm 98.4% gay, so that's 98.4% altruism. Almost entirely altruistic. The other 1.6% is me clinging to the hope that Cecil and maybe a few of the Junior boys will take the bait.

[caritasmitis.insanejournal.com]

Your percentages are very precise. Scientific experimentation?

[gdilevi]

I collected a lot of data at that party. I am a man of science. A true scholar never snubs their nose at an opportunity to learn.

[caritasmitis.insanejournal.com]

That must mean I'm an artist, thoughts on other situations long away with my imagination in the deeply unobtainable. Filling my work with my woe, etc.

[addytives]

WELLLL I like vaguely suspected I wouldn't win :(

[gdilevi]

I had hope for you smaller girls since you have the advantage of being closer to the ground.

[gdilevi]

DON'T LET DREAMS BE DREAMS. YOU GOTTA REACH OUT AND GRAB IT, TABBY CAT. The booty.

[riledup]

But we have tiny hands and can't hold anything, it was unfair!

[riledup]

Did it REALLY take you this long to calculate the results?

[gdilevi]

Shove it in the bras none of you are filling.

[riledup]

That doesn't make any sense. Are you saying we're ALL buying bras too big or we can't even fill the smallest size there is? Because I KNOW that's not true.

[gdilevi]

I wanted to draw out the suspense.

Levi

[caritasmitis.insanejournal.com]

You know who does have a pretty nice ass...

Tabby + Levi

[gdilevi]

TELL ME RIGHT THIS INSTANT. YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HANGING WITH ELLIPSES LIKE THAT.

[riledup]

By forgetting about it?

[addytives]

It's not my fault Ebonhide's a v distracting place. And MAYBE that's why Katya won! She's close enough to the ground

[gdilevi]

Aren't bras like over-the-shoulder storage containment units?

[addytives]

Speak for yourself please!

Re: Tabby + Levi

[caritasmitis.insanejournal.com]

The gorgeous human slash pack horse who you missed, because you will insist on living in California.

Tabby + Levi

[gdilevi]

ASS PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.