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13 Jul 2018 01:58 pm
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[Taking up an entire page is a poorly drawn penis.]
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BEFORE WE LOSE ACCESS TO THE JOURNALS, I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!

You're looking at the handwriting of the new second-string Chaser for the Ballycastle Bats. "Levi, fetishizing vampires is gross and offensive," they told me. BUT LOOK AT ME NOW!


Also,

Levi Kramer for Prom King 2k15
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Time's up! Entries are in! Brief Quidditch spoiler )

PAIR THE SPARES!!!


I, Levi Kramer, Prom King Hopeful, Third Tallest Boy In School, and Seasoned Astronomer have worked alongside Master Loveologist and Renowned Seer Kenzie Prince to read the stars (and the submitted forms) and match our Spares into the perfect Pairs!


  • Faye ♥ Iris; A healthy sense of skepticism is important in a relationship. Otherkin? ??? indeed, ladies!
  • Laurel ♥ Nia; Fanciful Peter Pan and grounded Wendy reborn!

  • Oscar ♥ Jo May; He’s a bouncy goofball, she’s all business. Hilarity (and love) ensues!
  • Avery ♥ Teo; Sometimes the fish you seek is swimming in the same pond and I think that's beautiful.
  • Penny ♥ TODD!; Find a Penny, pick her up, then all day you'll have good luck!
  • Sam ♥ Solo; Solo brings balance and peace to her chaotic, bad girl ways!
  • Ennis ♥ Mirabel; They're just two souls who cannot be contained by their mortal coils... And nobody loves dolls AND spirits more than Ennis! I can't think of a more perfect match!!
  • Nia ♥ TODD!; My Magic 8 ball declares: Better not tell you now. OOOH!! THE MYSTERY!! THE INTRIGUE!!



[OOC: Words under the strikeouts in the list are visible.]
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happy snoop crupp day eyeyeyeyyy

and congratulations to MY DARLINGS who got a part in into the woods!! it'll be nice to watch from the audience for once.

[Chris]

youth group after classes?
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I only wish Little Prince Slim Slam Welcome to the Jam Heir to the South First of His Name was here for Dyngus Day. The squonks would've loved it. Splashing people was totally their jam.
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[Levi]

Since we talked with Reece the other day [...] I've been thinking. And I realized that you're almost always the one making compromises. Because we almost always end up doing things that I like to do. I know you'll say you don't mind and I'm glad that you like baking with me even though it's not 'your thing', but [...] I don't want it to always be like that.

So. Let's do something you want to do this weekend! Anything. Just say the word. [...] No innuendo, okay? I'm being serious.

[Ravi - Added Later]

Can I ask you about L

I think I might be in over my

How do you

[...]

Could I get your advice on something, Ravi?
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MY FLOWERS HAVE WIENERS ON THEM!!!! THANKS, HAZEL!!!!
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[His lines of writing are sloppier than usual and slope downward.]

i m jus so happy     like nice job cris on securing that booty (TOMORROW!!!) we weep tears of joy for you


cecil booty A++++ tho    MY GOD!!!!   like im thank god every day for a boy that fine and COOKS and lets me touch

NEway dear diary,

day 3 and i am trapped in this laber labirenth labia and   no matter where i go the walls seem to shift from the path i came

i once heard voices of my comrades but now all i hear is the sound of my footsteps down empty hallways.   all i have for rations is fancy chocolate mints i stole by the fistful from a restaraunt the other day. i alread y ate half but i TOLD myself no more but then i ate one more after telling myself that was going to be my last one and that's IT


dear diary,

i have no impulse control

[Added a few minutes later.]

ESTOY PERDIDO EN ESTA CASA GIGANTE.