riley's letters to dead kids

[riledup]

leelee & ceebee –

hey boos i miss you :( i can’t believe how many millions of miles away you are?? ugh just come back to school and pretend to be a freshman no one will notice the new giant freshie babies i promise.

everything is super dumb here but like i guess normal dumb except with like ghosts now?? like little butthead ghosts except someone said one of them was hot so i’m like hella keeping my eyes out for hot ghosts. stupid HOGWARTS didn’t have hot ghosts so they can like suck it or whatever. also sometimes they lock people in basements but idk maybe some people deserve to be locked in basements i’m not a ghost lawyer.

OH BUT we all had a kissy kissy disaster and i got to kiss a cute girl that i had like NEVER SEEN before??? omg she’s not even new idk how i missed her but homegirl better watch out now that i got my eye on her.

ALSO I HAVE BANGS!!!! they make my face look tiny and round and perfect and if you disagree you’re fucking wrong and i am perfect. i’m sending you a picture so you can agree with me. pls circle every part of my face that is flawless.

do you have 85 dogs by now???? if you have any less than 85 dogs then idk who tf you are so you better send me pictures of literally every one of your baby children. i miss you booboos :( :( :(

mwah,

riley mae ♥♥♥

[enclosed is: Phi’s yearbook picture from last year, with “my kissy kissy disaster girl, i thought she was new!!” scribbled in the corner and another picture of Riley with her definitely perfect bangs. Also glitter. So much glitter.]

D!!!

i miiiiiiss yoooouuuuuu :( :( :( :( :( nothing is the saaaaame without you. there are ghosts and new young baby children and also weirdo adults and not enough people to throw me in the air and catch me every single time and none of this would have happened if we’d just frozen time and you got to stay here with me where you belong forever.

school is dumb and the parties end in like the middle of the afternoon but like we got to kiss people and then kiss other people bc of ghosts and then like pirates came and sold the popular people and i didn’t get to buy back my case-face :( he belongs to the plaid family now. they’ll be putting flannel shirts on him and making him grow beards soon

how is the real world??? is it perfect??? it better be perfect for you or i’ll kick its ass. do you have amazing perfect pictures of your beautiful life and also self bc you should send them to me. you are my war wife and you have to send me letters to keep the humanity alive in me or like whatever.

i love you and i miss you and nothing here is the same without all my beautiful big birds

xoxo

riley mae ♥♥♥

ps i have bangs now and i look perfect, look at how perfect i look

[along with a pile of glitter, Riley also included a picture of herself so Diego can agree that she and her bangs look perfect]

hey mama



xoxo

riley mae ♥♥♥

[along with the predictably excessive amount of glitter, Mina is also lucky enough to receive multiple pictures of Riley. I think we can all agree she deserves bonus points for not including any unsolicited nudes.]