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[gdilevi]

[Warded to Azurcrest & Ebonhide Quidditch Teams]

Pact to not catch the snitch after twenty minutes? At least wait twenty-one minutes, c'mon.

We both need 140 points to beat Coppertale.

Comments

Eboncrest Quid

[dollywould]

But what if Coppertale asks me just as nicely?

Eboncrest Quid

[gdilevi]

Is Coppertale even capable of asking nicely for anything?

Eboncrest Quid

[dollywould]

What if Coppertale offers me a really nice bribe?

Eboncrest Quid

[gdilevi]

Take it and run. The Stokers are pretty loaded, aren't they?

Or search your heart for the True Meaning of Friendship and think about the fond memories you will share with your team if you help them win the cup. Also, consider the look Stoker will have on his face when one of us wins. He's so cute when he's angry.

Eboncrest Quid

[dollywould]

I love you all but if you see me skidding out of here in a new Ferrari know that I betrayed you and have no regrets.

Eboncrest Quid

[casperkim]

We've all done the math, Kramer.

Eboncrest Quid

[gdilevi]

What a peach.

Eboncrest Quid

[casperkim]

[quinning]

Eboncrest Quid

[ninjaleo]

No pact applies if we happen to score 10 goals in 19 minutes.

Eboncrest Quid

[gdilevi]

If that's the case, I wouldn't even be mad.

Eboncrest Quid

[ninjaleo]

Me neither. Chasers, now you've seen your challenge.

Eboncrest Quid

[ulixes]

Just ten? Piece of cake.

Eboncrest Quid

[ulixes]

Not to be too demanding, but I'd like to put in a formal request for twenty-five.

Eboncrest Quid

[gdilevi]

Let's not be too unreasonable now... Twenty four and a half?

Eboncrest Quid

[dollywould]

I don't think you realize how boring it is counting goals and deliberately not doing anything. My instincts might take over and drive me to just start grabbing things.

Eboncrest Quid

[gdilevi]

Play Truth or Shot, Never Have I Ever, and Bertie Bott's Roulette with Etta up in the air to pass the time.

Eboncrest Quid

[dollywould]

When we're half drunk and our eyes are watering from ghost pepper beans and we slam into the stands because we both thought we saw the snitch but it turned out to just be some poor kid's watch, at least I'll know my eleventh hour expulsion was memorable.

Eboncrest Quid

[quinning]

What if it flies so close to the bench that I can taste the glory?

Eboncrest Quid

[racingstripe]

Know what man, I think I can promise you I just won't catch the snitch ever.

Eboncrest Quid

[procrastinatory]

Same.

Eboncrest Quid

[racingstripe]

Ok but but BUT

What if one of the beaters swings at a bludger that hits a quaffle that HITS THE SNITCH and then you reach out to grab it and BAM you got it, plus a quaffle and a bludger all at once

Re: Eboncrest Quid

[procrastinatory]

Then somebody better be giving me cake after the game because that's amazing and you're all welcome for the show.

Eboncrest Quidditch

[neattrick]

i can't undermine Sy like that but i CAN endorse a pact til we're both up to 100 so neither of us come in last, then a free for all

Eboncrest Quidditch

[unregrettable]

I'm going to hide the Snitch under my robes like Holden did and only catch it when we're up on points.