After the bachelor party

[gdilevi]

[His lines of writing are sloppier than usual and slope downward.]

i m jus so happy     like nice job cris on securing that booty (TOMORROW!!!) we weep tears of joy for you


cecil booty A++++ tho    MY GOD!!!!   like im thank god every day for a boy that fine and COOKS and lets me touch

NEway dear diary,

day 3 and i am trapped in this laber labirenth labia and   no matter where i go the walls seem to shift from the path i came

i once heard voices of my comrades but now all i hear is the sound of my footsteps down empty hallways.   all i have for rations is fancy chocolate mints i stole by the fistful from a restaraunt the other day. i alread y ate half but i TOLD myself no more but then i ate one more after telling myself that was going to be my last one and that's IT


dear diary,

i have no impulse control

[Added a few minutes later.]

ESTOY PERDIDO EN ESTA CASA GIGANTE.

Comments

[quinning]

um


labia?

[gdilevi]

labiarenth

labia bc i dont understand it

[choneychurch]

[...]

Levi.

Maybe it's time to put the journal away and come to go to bed, huh?

[gdilevi]

bath

[choneychurch]

[...] Bed?

[insightfulness]

What in the...

[gdilevi]

ok cinderella

[insightfulness]

Couldn't you have picked a better princess?

[peanutbuttercup]

i apologize for them theyre all very drunk

[insightfulness]

Eh.. don't apologize for something you had no control over.

[choneychurch]

I'm not drunk.

[heyitsnia]

Reece, sugar, you seem to be taking responsibility for an awful lot of hooligans this break. Partying hard?

[bambae]

lmao

[uponawire]

Be brave, little toaster.

[gdilevi]

im on an adventure

were there songs in that movie


i should sing a song

[uponawire]

It's animated. So probably.


And, you're right. It's never a bad time to make things into a musical.

[peanutbuttercup]

hey roxanne

[uponawire]

Hey there. Having a good time?

[get_fucked]

if you get lost forever i'll miss you i think

[gdilevi]

do not mourn

i am in a happy place

[get_fucked]

that brings me great comfort

Levi

[choneychurch]

[...]

I'm starting to get worried.

I'm going to come look for you, all right? Stay put?

[gdilevi]

ILL B SO GOOD FOR YOU SEE SAW

[kingofthefairies]

BUENO

[gdilevi]

MUY BUENO