After the bachelor party

[gdilevi]

[His lines of writing are sloppier than usual and slope downward.]

i m jus so happy     like nice job cris on securing that booty (TOMORROW!!!) we weep tears of joy for you


cecil booty A++++ tho    MY GOD!!!!   like im thank god every day for a boy that fine and COOKS and lets me touch

NEway dear diary,

day 3 and i am trapped in this laber labirenth labia and   no matter where i go the walls seem to shift from the path i came

i once heard voices of my comrades but now all i hear is the sound of my footsteps down empty hallways.   all i have for rations is fancy chocolate mints i stole by the fistful from a restaraunt the other day. i alread y ate half but i TOLD myself no more but then i ate one more after telling myself that was going to be my last one and that's IT


dear diary,

i have no impulse control

[Added a few minutes later.]

ESTOY PERDIDO EN ESTA CASA GIGANTE.

Comments

[peanutbuttercup]

i eventually remembered

[ulixes]

Real proud of you, buddy. Welcome to the bad kids club, by the way. How's debauchery treating you?

[peanutbuttercup]

i'm gonna be hungover at the wedding

[gdilevi]

h2o

[peanutbuttercup]

water?

[ulixes]

It's supposed to be good for you.

[gdilevi]

yea drink up b4 u go to sleep slurpslurp