After the bachelor party

[gdilevi]

[His lines of writing are sloppier than usual and slope downward.]

i m jus so happy     like nice job cris on securing that booty (TOMORROW!!!) we weep tears of joy for you


cecil booty A++++ tho    MY GOD!!!!   like im thank god every day for a boy that fine and COOKS and lets me touch

NEway dear diary,

day 3 and i am trapped in this laber labirenth labia and   no matter where i go the walls seem to shift from the path i came

i once heard voices of my comrades but now all i hear is the sound of my footsteps down empty hallways.   all i have for rations is fancy chocolate mints i stole by the fistful from a restaraunt the other day. i alread y ate half but i TOLD myself no more but then i ate one more after telling myself that was going to be my last one and that's IT


dear diary,

i have no impulse control

[Added a few minutes later.]

ESTOY PERDIDO EN ESTA CASA GIGANTE.

Comments

[peanutbuttercup]

Thanks Bianca [...] Dubois

[insightfulness]

Anytime.

[peanutbuttercup]

forgot how to spell your name for a second

[insightfulness]

Honestly, I would probably forget too if it wasn't something I've lived with for sixteen years.

[peanutbuttercup]

like stella and blanche

[gdilevi]

HEY STELLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

[peanutbuttercup]

STELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


AAAAAAAAAA

[insightfulness]

I think this is a Golden Girls reference but I still don't understand it.

[peanutbuttercup]

no it's flannery o'connor

[insightfulness]

Oh. I saw Blanche and my brain immediately thought Golden Girls.

[peanutbuttercup]

that's fair

bianca and blanche both mean white i think

[quinning]

yes youcan tell by how they both lo ok like white

[insightfulness]

Seriously? Wow.. there's never been a more accurate description of myself.

[gdilevi]

lmao

[ulixes]

Streetcar.

[peanutbuttercup]

i eventually remembered

[ulixes]

Real proud of you, buddy. Welcome to the bad kids club, by the way. How's debauchery treating you?

[peanutbuttercup]

i'm gonna be hungover at the wedding

[gdilevi]

h2o

[peanutbuttercup]

wait? no? tennesse williams. sorry

[insightfulness]

I don't know either so you're in the clear.

[peanutbuttercup]

you don't know glass menagerie? good country people?

[insightfulness]

Nope. Am I shunned now?

[peanutbuttercup]

it's alright but they're good stories

[insightfulness]

Maybe I'll have to look into both while I'm still stuck at home with no plans. This break has been a real disappointment.