After the bachelor party

[gdilevi]

[His lines of writing are sloppier than usual and slope downward.]

i m jus so happy     like nice job cris on securing that booty (TOMORROW!!!) we weep tears of joy for you


cecil booty A++++ tho    MY GOD!!!!   like im thank god every day for a boy that fine and COOKS and lets me touch

NEway dear diary,

day 3 and i am trapped in this laber labirenth labia and   no matter where i go the walls seem to shift from the path i came

i once heard voices of my comrades but now all i hear is the sound of my footsteps down empty hallways.   all i have for rations is fancy chocolate mints i stole by the fistful from a restaraunt the other day. i alread y ate half but i TOLD myself no more but then i ate one more after telling myself that was going to be my last one and that's IT


dear diary,

i have no impulse control

[Added a few minutes later.]

ESTOY PERDIDO EN ESTA CASA GIGANTE.

Comments

[peanutbuttercup]

she deserves it so much

[insightfulness]

If only there were a way to make it up to her..

[peanutbuttercup]

can you think of one

[insightfulness]

Send her to a spa? I know I'd need it.

[peanutbuttercup]

i'm gonna do that

[insightfulness]

I feel it's unfair that this is all on you, though. Maybe you can convince the drunks to help?

[peanutbuttercup]

you know what? I encouraged it. it's on me

[insightfulness]

You're a good man, Reece Downing. I'm proud of you.

[peanutbuttercup]

Thanks Bianca [...] Dubois

[insightfulness]

Anytime.

[peanutbuttercup]

forgot how to spell your name for a second

[insightfulness]

Honestly, I would probably forget too if it wasn't something I've lived with for sixteen years.

[peanutbuttercup]

like stella and blanche

[gdilevi]

HEY STELLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

[peanutbuttercup]

STELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


AAAAAAAAAA

[insightfulness]

I think this is a Golden Girls reference but I still don't understand it.

[peanutbuttercup]

no it's flannery o'connor

[insightfulness]

Oh. I saw Blanche and my brain immediately thought Golden Girls.

[peanutbuttercup]

that's fair

bianca and blanche both mean white i think

[quinning]

yes youcan tell by how they both lo ok like white

[ulixes]

Streetcar.

[peanutbuttercup]

i eventually remembered

[peanutbuttercup]

wait? no? tennesse williams. sorry

[insightfulness]

I don't know either so you're in the clear.

[peanutbuttercup]

you don't know glass menagerie? good country people?