After the bachelor party

[gdilevi]

[His lines of writing are sloppier than usual and slope downward.]

i m jus so happy     like nice job cris on securing that booty (TOMORROW!!!) we weep tears of joy for you


cecil booty A++++ tho    MY GOD!!!!   like im thank god every day for a boy that fine and COOKS and lets me touch

NEway dear diary,

day 3 and i am trapped in this laber labirenth labia and   no matter where i go the walls seem to shift from the path i came

i once heard voices of my comrades but now all i hear is the sound of my footsteps down empty hallways.   all i have for rations is fancy chocolate mints i stole by the fistful from a restaraunt the other day. i alread y ate half but i TOLD myself no more but then i ate one more after telling myself that was going to be my last one and that's IT


dear diary,

i have no impulse control

[Added a few minutes later.]

ESTOY PERDIDO EN ESTA CASA GIGANTE.

Comments

[indiefolk]

muggle store with lots of soap and towels

[gdilevi]

and lots of 20% off coupons

[choneychurch]

[...] Obviously.

[gdilevi]

we can go shopping for our mountain home 2gether and ill go through no-maj hoods and take all their coupons from their mailboxes and we can buy so much stuff

[choneychurch]

No stealing coupons, Levi. But I'll go shopping with you.

[indiefolk]

Make a bridal regustry I'll buy you six blenders if you want them AND ten towels!

[gdilevi]

were gonna blend so many things



can i have some from the seen on tv section

i dont have a tv so i havent seen the seen on tv items on tv but i want them

[gdilevi]

what should our doormat look like

are we the wreath on door couple or is that TOO gay

[choneychurch]

I haven't thought that far ahead, to be honest.

Is a wreath on the door during the holidays an acceptable compromise?

[gdilevi]

i want one with a dog on it

unless were honeychurches then its gotta be bee themed it's just gotta

im not opposed to wreaths on door im just getting my FEELERS out