After the bachelor party

[gdilevi]

[His lines of writing are sloppier than usual and slope downward.]

i m jus so happy     like nice job cris on securing that booty (TOMORROW!!!) we weep tears of joy for you


cecil booty A++++ tho    MY GOD!!!!   like im thank god every day for a boy that fine and COOKS and lets me touch

NEway dear diary,

day 3 and i am trapped in this laber labirenth labia and   no matter where i go the walls seem to shift from the path i came

i once heard voices of my comrades but now all i hear is the sound of my footsteps down empty hallways.   all i have for rations is fancy chocolate mints i stole by the fistful from a restaraunt the other day. i alread y ate half but i TOLD myself no more but then i ate one more after telling myself that was going to be my last one and that's IT


dear diary,

i have no impulse control

[Added a few minutes later.]

ESTOY PERDIDO EN ESTA CASA GIGANTE.

Comments

[peanutbuttercup]

brothers

[...]

ugh, my brother is coming tomorrow

[firstposition]

Brothers. I hope you are head Boy next year.

[...] Is your brother coming bad?

[peanutbuttercup]

just gotta keep him away from cris and everything will be fine

[firstposition]

I want to help. Let me help. Cris and Rico deserve a good day.

[peanutbuttercup]

they do. they DO deserve a good day

i'm going to make you a list of things aaron likes

[quinning]

are any of them hockey







or baseball

[peanutbuttercup]

BASEBALL. yes

[quinning]

LET ME WOO THIS "AARON'

[peanutbuttercup]

[...] will you?

[quinning]

my fucking jays hat isn't for SHOW, mr. cups!!!!!!!

[firstposition]

Please tell me.

I will keep him busy.

[peanutbuttercup]

1. pretending he enjoys cigars
2. economics
3. endurance bicycling
4. pretending he enjoys charitable activities
5. antique cars
6. telling people with strong handshakes their handshakes are strong
7. ultimate frisbee
8. old movies
9. home aquariums
10. saxophone music

[firstposition]

[...]

Leave it to me. Prepare to not speak to this Aaron character all night.

[peanutbuttercup]

good luck you're amazing

[firstposition]

No you are.

And I owe you and Cris this.

[quinning]

if you plan to say Ultimate Frisbee Things can i be in the room

[firstposition]

Sure. This won't go bad.

[quinning]

IT Will Be So Good