After the bachelor party

[gdilevi]

[His lines of writing are sloppier than usual and slope downward.]

i m jus so happy     like nice job cris on securing that booty (TOMORROW!!!) we weep tears of joy for you


cecil booty A++++ tho    MY GOD!!!!   like im thank god every day for a boy that fine and COOKS and lets me touch

NEway dear diary,

day 3 and i am trapped in this laber labirenth labia and   no matter where i go the walls seem to shift from the path i came

i once heard voices of my comrades but now all i hear is the sound of my footsteps down empty hallways.   all i have for rations is fancy chocolate mints i stole by the fistful from a restaraunt the other day. i alread y ate half but i TOLD myself no more but then i ate one more after telling myself that was going to be my last one and that's IT


dear diary,

i have no impulse control

[Added a few minutes later.]

ESTOY PERDIDO EN ESTA CASA GIGANTE.

Comments

Levi

[choneychurch]

[...]

I'm starting to get worried.

I'm going to come look for you, all right? Stay put?

[gdilevi]

ILL B SO GOOD FOR YOU SEE SAW

[choneychurch]

Right. No wards, then.

Thank you. I'll be there as soon as I can, okay?

[gdilevi]

IM ON THE STAIRS COME CLAIM YOUR PRIZE

[choneychurch]

Can you be more specific? About the stairs.

[gdilevi]

there are a lot of them

[...]


i am on 2.5th floor

[choneychurch]

Yeah. Yeah, there are.

[...]

2.5th? Like on a landing?

[gdilevi]

no like on a stair .5th away from 2nd floor

i took a chocolate mint break to stave off hunger

[choneychurch]

I'll bring you something to eat, okay? Just help me get there.

Do you see anything else that stands out?

[gdilevi]

the stairs are like the astronomy tower and there are walls

i will sing for you

[choneychurch]

So they're curved? It's a spiral staircase? Okay. Okay, that helps.

That would help too, but You probably shouldn't sing, Levi. We don't want to wake up the others.

[gdilevi]

the others are awake

i will sing you a LOVE SONG

[choneychurch]

Just in case?

Can you tell me anything else about where you are?

[gdilevi]

im just scooting down to the bottom floor see u on the other side

[choneychurch]

But you'll wait for me there, right? I'll carry you back to your room?

[gdilevi]

[Levi scribbles out the 'y' in 'your' and can be heard cackling from the stairs as if he's done something incredibly clever.]

ill wait for you anywhere

[choneychurch]

[...]

No. You're right. Our room. It's not really a secret, is it?

Thank you, Levi.

[gdilevi]

bath ??

[choneychurch]

Levi.

[...]

[Levi]

If you can respond under a ward or just wait to talk to me in person [...] bath.

[gdilevi]

[Levi]

IM A GOOD BOY

[Levi]

IM A GOOD BOY

[Cecil]

IM A GOOD BOY