After the bachelor party

[gdilevi]

[His lines of writing are sloppier than usual and slope downward.]

i m jus so happy     like nice job cris on securing that booty (TOMORROW!!!) we weep tears of joy for you


cecil booty A++++ tho    MY GOD!!!!   like im thank god every day for a boy that fine and COOKS and lets me touch

NEway dear diary,

day 3 and i am trapped in this laber labirenth labia and   no matter where i go the walls seem to shift from the path i came

i once heard voices of my comrades but now all i hear is the sound of my footsteps down empty hallways.   all i have for rations is fancy chocolate mints i stole by the fistful from a restaraunt the other day. i alread y ate half but i TOLD myself no more but then i ate one more after telling myself that was going to be my last one and that's IT


dear diary,

i have no impulse control

[Added a few minutes later.]

ESTOY PERDIDO EN ESTA CASA GIGANTE.

Comments

[uponawire]

I'm glad to hear it.

Is it very unsafe outside?

[peanutbuttercup]

i was worried someone was gonna wander off

[uponawire]

Levi seems to be perfectly capable of that while he's indoors too.

[gdilevi]

this house is so big i feel like im at beyonces house

[uponawire]

If it's that big, Beyonce might be in the house already.

How would you know?

[gdilevi]

i could smell her

beyonce prob smells really good

[uponawire]

Does your very big house not smell really good?

[gdilevi]

no it smells really good but it doesnt smell like beyonce

it smells like anita ramirez

[uponawire]

Also delightful-smelling, I'm sure.

[quinning]

how do you know its not

[peanutbuttercup]

the house is too big honestly

[uponawire]

How big is too big?

I mean, how much house could you possibly need?

[gdilevi]

there 4 ramirezezez and like 100 bedrooms


we all have our own bedroom even tho SOME of us are sharing one

[peanutbuttercup]

why do they have so many bedrooms... this isn't even their only house i think it's just the house they gave us

[gdilevi]

this is prob just their beach house tbh

[uponawire]

They have more than one house with 100 bedrooms?

[peanutbuttercup]

yeah they have multiples i don't even know where my sister is

[firstposition]

This is just a summer home. Im sorry.

[gdilevi]

I FUCKIN KNEW IT

[peanutbuttercup]

why are you sorry it's luscious

[bambae]

Breaking the rules by using your summer home in the spring

you rebels

[quinning]

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[gdilevi]

we all KNOW whats going on QUINN

[quinning]

buddy system

[gdilevi]

yea buddy sytem



hold on tight like otters so you dont float away