After the bachelor party

[gdilevi]

[His lines of writing are sloppier than usual and slope downward.]

i m jus so happy     like nice job cris on securing that booty (TOMORROW!!!) we weep tears of joy for you


cecil booty A++++ tho    MY GOD!!!!   like im thank god every day for a boy that fine and COOKS and lets me touch

NEway dear diary,

day 3 and i am trapped in this laber labirenth labia and   no matter where i go the walls seem to shift from the path i came

i once heard voices of my comrades but now all i hear is the sound of my footsteps down empty hallways.   all i have for rations is fancy chocolate mints i stole by the fistful from a restaraunt the other day. i alread y ate half but i TOLD myself no more but then i ate one more after telling myself that was going to be my last one and that's IT


dear diary,

i have no impulse control

[Added a few minutes later.]

ESTOY PERDIDO EN ESTA CASA GIGANTE.

Comments

[gdilevi]

[...]

lmfao

[peanutbuttercup]

what??

[gdilevi]

were jews

[peanutbuttercup]

sorry

[peanutbuttercup]

i just meant it's nice your grandma taught you but i'll stop talking

[gdilevi]

[There's ugly cackling from the stairwell.]

[bambae]

lmfao

[peanutbuttercup]

he's laughing too

[...]

oh he's inside! good news

[bambae]

Yeah he's lost in a hallway with a stair case

[gdilevi]