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Oh come on, this is the worst. I just wanted to send some emails and check on my pitiful channel. This is horrible. Some of us have addictions!

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I certainly hope so.

It'd be weird if my soul contained animal products.

We are treading a line here about if humans are animals or not.

Hm.

And could you be a vegan cannibal? Would that even be a possible thing?

Most vegans are opposed to eating meat and animal products due to the suffering of animals. If humans consent to being eaten such as in an Endocannibalism society, would they be considered vegans in that? Sometimes vegans will allow for things such as eggs to be consumed if they are cage free and well taken care of like a backyard chicken thing.

Consensual cannibalism. I wonder what that permission slip looks like.

There was that German guy that advertised on the internet for a willing guy to be eaten. Apparently someone showed up and was like sure eat me!

And people think that magic school is weird.

At least we aren't killing and eating each other, like the year in the Hunger Games when one of the tributes killed and ate the other one.

I mean, as a survival strategy in a murder game? Not terrible. I guess?

But as a general life accomplishment? Not really one to write home about to your parents.

"Hi mom! Haven't killed and eaten anyone yet! I'll let you know if I do! How's dad?

Love you!"

If your dad's Hannibal Lecter, it could work out in your favor!

Would he have eaten his children?

Only if they had poor manners.

I think most kids have poor manners at one point.

Not if your dad ate one of your siblings.

Maybe he'd just take a toe the first time.

That's a quick and effective way to teach a lesson.

They can make ten mistakes until moving onto the fingers.

Seems fair when you're already living in a horror movie.

To be honest, I wouldn't mind being in a haunted house just the whole cutting off limbs to survive doesn't sound fun.

Haunted house is doable. Texas Chainsaw Massacre seems way less enjoyable.

Why do people go into a house in the middle of nowhere? Also, none of these things would work in modern times, I wouldn't go into a random house in the middle of nowhere without wifi or my phone working. Just don't do it.

And why does everybody go at night? Why can't you go search places at noon.

I mean, I'm pretty much guaranteed to die in a horror movie. Since I can't hear people sneaking up behind me with machetes. But, c'mon, everybody else!

We'd die together, all the have to do is breathe on me and I'm dead.

They'd throw some peanuts at you and then it's straight to the machete with me!