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[pintsizedsass]

Okay Goosberry, real talk for a second.

These parent-teacher conferences are the literal worst. However, surprise visits from the family members you actually like are the literal best.

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[quinning]

I've never been so grateful to be an only child as I am right now.

Chris you are not an only child.

[bambae]

Same

[quinning]

... Park.

I literally met your brother an hour ago (and he's a hottie) and I know you have a sister. You're not an only child, no matter how hard you may wish.

[bambae]

No

[quinning]

Yes.

I don't even know how I fucked that up

[bambae]

No.

errant euro symbols for all!

[quinning]

I don't even know what we're arguing about but I'm positive I'm still right.

chris can argue with a wall, it's prolly been proven HE WENT A WEEK WITHOUT ARGUING OVER DUMB SHIT

[bambae]

You're positively wrong, you mean

AND NOW HE CAN ARGUE OVER DUMB SHIT ONCE MORE though quinn would really prefer if he tried not to...

[quinning]

No, I mean that I'm actually very confused about what's going on right now.

[dooomcookie]

This is not the first time I've thought this, but it is even stronger now.

[quinning]

Exactly.

Did I grow up in a house full of children? Technically, yes. Do I have to listen to anyone's opinions on how attractive they are now? Nope. Thank the Lord for our parents' discretions, Hertz.

[dooomcookie]

Its also the only time I'll say thank you about anything my parents did.

Oh wait one more. Thank the lord my dad didn't come.

[quinning]

[...] Poor choice of words?

[bambae]

Did Cunningham just rediscover her sense of humor?

[quinning]

What?! It never went anywhere, and it's always been exceptional!

[gdilevi]

I'm just glad my only decent looking brother isn't here.

[quinning]

Please elaborate. (Lior's kind of cute if you're into other people's very responsible dads.)

[gdilevi]

Lior's got six kids. He's six other people's responsible dad.

Let's play a game: Lavi or Diego?

[quinning]

Oh my.

[gdilevi]

Lavi, traitor to his Jewish people, or Diego, wholesome Catholic boy?

[quinning]

I think I've found the real meaning of Christmas and it's a Jewish boy. That's fine.

[gdilevi]

Okay, I'm cutting you off after this one.

[quinning]

No, you can keep sharing, that's fine.

Why did Master Dad join your parents and not The Svelte Swoop?

[gdilevi]

Because The Svelte Swoop has better things to do than visit Camping School.

And because Master Dad is a former Ribbonfin and gets way too excited from the very mention of Camping School. The Svelte Swoop went to Ilvermorny and doesn't give a shit about Camping School.

Hold on, let me show you Leib to make the collection complete:

[quinning]

My judgments assessments of your brothers are as follows:

Lior: Parents adore him, even if he might have run into their cat with his broom. Would plan a bachelor party at one of those paint-your-own-pottery places.
Lavi: A fun time. Able to fool elders into thinking he's a responsible young man.
Leib: A fun time, sometimes too fun. Parents hope this is just a phase.

How'd I do?