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Okay Goosberry, real talk for a second.

These parent-teacher conferences are the literal worst. However, surprise visits from the family members you actually like are the literal best.

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And Diego technically doesn't count because he's latino and how DARE HE look so rugged and manly so young. I swear he's had muscles and stubble since Sophomore year. My pit hair was barely growing in back then.

Yeah I thought it was suspicious. Thought he was on some 21 jump street shit

I have a theory that he's just been held back three years.

Can he deny or verify this theory

Tomorrow I'll actually shave properly and I won't wear my glasses so you can see me de-age 5 years. Anyway, you shouldn't complain, I'm great for buying alcohol from underpaid and lazy liquor store employees.

I'm gonna get carded for the next thirty years. I can feel it.

Yeah, sorry man. You'll enjoy it when you're 30 and look 20?

Except for all the wrinkles he's gonna have from scowling constantly.

Fuck off

When you ever feel bad about yourself, know that I had a phase where most of my pictures looked like this:

[Spellotaped in. Pretend it's an animated magical picture of fetus Levi posing "seductively", or so fetus Levi believes.]

Boy or girl? We just don't know.

I never feel bad about myself

but it's good to know i picked a good stage to acknowledge your existence and missed whatever the fuck that other stage was.

That was called my "BUDDING SEXUALITY" phase. I used to hand photos out to boys I liked. There are worse in the collection.

I've actually never kissed anyone with stubble. I didn't think about sensitive skin. TOO BAD, LADIES, YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON HIS BABY SMOOTH SOFTNESS. Except for all the girls I've kissed.